Know Your Place


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Drafting Women


Republicans are losing their minds over the possibility women may be included in military draft registration. Rep. Chrissy Houlahan, a Democrat from Pennsylvania and Air Force veteran is pushing to add to the House’s version of the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) language requiring men to be automatically registered for the draft based on existing... Continue Reading →

Big Belt Buckle Butker


Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker revealed himself during a commencement address to be a misogynistic pig. During a commencement speech at Benedictine College, a private college in Kansas that invites fundamentalist zealot football kickers to give commencement speeches, Butker gave a speech that many are describing as bigoted, misogynistic, sexist, homophobic, and more.  During... Continue Reading →

Tate v Thunberg


Conservative men who flaunt their toxic masculinity love to troll liberals on the internet. But it's never a good idea for a 36-year-old man to troll a teenage girl. It's bullying, creepy, sexist, and just wrong. And they especially shouldn't do it if the teenage girl is smarter than they are...which of course, most of... Continue Reading →

Alito’s Permission


The decision about to be handed down by the Supreme Court allowing states to outright ban abortion is a sexist one made mostly by men. These men have made up their minds about what a woman can or can't do with their bodies. They're not legislating what men can or can't do with their bodies.... Continue Reading →

Racist Raider


Jon Gruden said, "I never had a blade of racism in me." No, Jon Gruden, you have an entire pasture of racism in you and you're going to need some woke goats unleashed on it to mow it down. Jon Gruden, a Super Bowl-winning head coach in the National Football League is a racist, homophobic,... Continue Reading →

Tucker’s Ass


"Fuck Tucker Carlson." No, those aren't my words. That's from a tweet from a United States Senator. Senator Tammy Duckworth of Illinois tweeted, "Fuck Tucker Carlson" and added, "While he was practicing his two-step, America's female warriors were hunting down Al Qaeda and proving the strength of America's women." Senator Duckworth lost both legs fighting... Continue Reading →

Say That Title


One funny trait of MAGAts is that in their rush to prove who can be the most vile, they often come off as being the most stupid and most ridiculous. Republicans have a problem with women, especially intelligent women. Trust me, guys. Life will be easier if you accept the fact that women tend to... Continue Reading →

Fat Broads And Horse-Faced Lesbians


I wish men who have a history of calling women "fat broads" and "horse-faced lesbians" wouldn't even bother with running for president because this was a nation that wouldn't consider such a jackal for our highest office. Unfortunately, this is a nation where there are enough voters, with the help of Wikileaks, Vladimir Putin, and... Continue Reading →

Secretary Spanky


Mary Louise Kelly, the reporter for National Public Radio who Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is currently having a temper tantrum over, wrote a column for The New York Times that explains how she's bothered by something more than our nation's top diplomat calling her a liar. Kelly wrote, "Journalists don’t sit down with senior... Continue Reading →

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