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Even though every Trump sycophant scumbag will be replaced by another Trump sycophant scumbag after they're fired, I still want them fired. It will be an endless cycle of firing and hiring scumbags. Sean Spicer, Steve Bannon, Anthony Scaramucci, Michael Flynn, Stephen Miller, etc. have all been fired and replaced with brand new scumbags. Eventually,... Continue Reading →
With the resignation of Sean Spicer as White House Press Secretary comes great sadness. First, I'm really sad I won't have as many (if any) opportunities to draw him in the future. I was having fun making fun of the absurd stuff this guy said. It was also a challenge to make something more absurd... Continue Reading →
To explain why the White House has started holding press briefings "off camera," the very svelte Steve Bannon said, "Sean got fatter." While Spicy is indeed a chunky monkey, nobody actually believes Bannon's hypocritical fat-shaming explanation. Every president's administration battles with the press. While Bill Clinton and Barack Obama had their issues with the media, Republicans... Continue Reading →
When asked if the public should be concerned that the president sent out an incomprehensible tweet, Sean Spicer said no. I disagree. The public should be very concerned that the president might have suffered an aneurysm in mid-tweet. Sean Spicer is literally defending gibberish. There's been an aspect of Baghdad Bob to Spicy since he debuted... Continue Reading →
Even I'm starting to feel a little sorry for Sean Spicer. You know you had a bad day when there's a Twitter hashtag that's a combination of your name and "Hitler." Why else would I feel bad for Spicer? First off, Spicer has to face 200 reporters on a daily basis and explain policies for... Continue Reading →
It's not just monarchs who appoint family members to government positions. Rogue nations and fascist governments do it too. Take a look at North Korea. Except there your cousin's job performance evaluation might get you a firing squad. Now I doubt any Trump family members will face firing squads. Maybe an ex-wife. But this business... Continue Reading →
A lot of journalists have pity and sympathy for White House Spokesman Sean Spicer. He has to be confronted by the national press corps on a daily basis and defend lies and crazy crap. Sure. You can have some sympathy for people who work for Donald Trump. You're surrounded by a lot of creepy people.... Continue Reading →
Proving to the world that not everyone in the Trump administration is entirely inept, White House spokesliar Sean Spicer pulls off a daily display of bullshitting and chewing gum at the same time. Spicer told The Washington Post that he chews, and swallows, two and a half packs of Orbit Cinnamon-flavored gum every day before... Continue Reading →
The press has a long tradition of respecting the privacy of children in the White House. They laid off Amy Carter (who I went to high school with for a year), Chelsea Clinton, the Bush twins, and Sasha and Malia Obama. Many in the public, including celebrities, radio talk show hosts, and other politicians haven't... Continue Reading →
The Trump administration's first day in office was a remarkable one. Not remarkable with accomplishments or in uniting the country. It was remarkable in absurdity. Trump did manage to bring a historic crowd to Washington, D.C. Not the crowd for his inauguration. The crowd that assembled Saturday which brought over 500,000 people to the nation's... Continue Reading →
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