Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I'm sure every political cartoonist has used the Dr. Strangelove concept at least once in his or her career. Hell, I've used it several times and I've never even seen the movie. After the first time I used the concept and someone mentioned Dr. Strangelove, my response was, "the doctor what now?" And even though... Continue Reading →
Tucker Carlson asked himself, rhetorically, on his show this week, "Why do I hate Putin?" His whole deal is that we shouldn't hate Vladimir Putin or support Ukraine during this war. Yes, it's a war now. Vladimir Putin has invaded Ukraine. Tucker claims Ukraine isn't a sovereign nation and the entire situation is over a... Continue Reading →
I'm trying to sign up on Truth Social to see if I can get banned on my very first day. I want to post this cartoon. The problem is, I'm having trouble having a very first day. You know how you get a confirmation email when you sign up for something new, right? Yeah, I'm... Continue Reading →
The crazy thing is, Vladimir Putin has less of a legitimate beef with Ukraine than Kanye West has with Peppa Pig. Putin built up forces around Ukraine, surrounding it on three sides, without any real reason. Russia has been picking on Ukraine for years, annexing Crimea back in 2014. This current beef is over the... Continue Reading →
Russian figure skater Kamila Valieva, who is only 15, failed a drug test but will be allowed to compete anyway. Sure, the medication was a performance-enhancing drug, but it's not like she's a black athlete caught smoking pot. Valieva may not be the bad guy in this as it's possible she wasn't even aware she... Continue Reading →
Eileen Gu may be the best freestyle skier in the world. She was born in San Francisco to a Chinese mother and an American father. She's been competing internationally since 2018, starting when she was still in high school. She dominates in big air, halfpipe, and slopestyle events. She's favored to take several gold medals... Continue Reading →
President Joe Biden is promising to send more arms to Ukraine if Russia invades. That may sound tough, but it's actually kinda weak. Why not send those arms now, before a Russian invasion? The Biden admninistration has prepared a $200 million military aid package for Ukraine, but they're holding off on sending that package in... Continue Reading →
It's been a big year for missile tests by U.S. rivals. China test-fired a hypersonic missile that went around the planet. Hypersonic is Mach 5 speed. That's fast. Russia test-fired a missile in the Arctic. And last week, Russia test-fired a missile in space. Yes, in outer space. Kids, we spend over $700 billion a... Continue Reading →
Texas Senator Ted Cruz did not serve in the military. But he says when he was younger, he thought about it real hard. Today, why golly gee willikers, he kinda wishes he had served. Of course, Ted only wishes he had served for the political bonus points serving would have given him. In Ted's feeble... Continue Reading →
Yesterday, Rudy Giuliani was nominated for a Razzie Award for his appearance in the second Borat film. It was for the scene where he takes what he believes is an underage girl from Kazakhstan into a hotel room for drinks, lies down on a bed, and sticks his hand down his pants. One of Rudy's... Continue Reading →
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