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Donald Trump is stupid. An excellent example of this is his belief that submitting to an interview with Robert Mueller will clear his name and end the Russia Investigation. Stupid. Perhaps the only people dumber and more gullible than Trump are those who voted for him. While it's fun to make light of Trump's stupidity... Continue Reading →
If I invited you to come to a party with me, I don't think I'd be required to preempt you from causing a disaster. You're not so stupid that I'd have to warn you beforehand, do not pee in the punch bowl. That's not the sort of thing I'd foresee happening. Donald Trump, the guy... Continue Reading →
I was scrolling through my news feed on Facebook a few hours ago and I noticed one of my conservative friends created a post with a complaint. This friend, we'll call her Allie because that's her real name, was upset because she had posted a news story only to have it removed by Facebook. She... Continue Reading →
Russia is officially banned from the 2018 Olympics set in Pyeongchang, South Korea, which shows that the International Olympic Committee has more backbone and intestinal fortitude than Republican members of Congress, Fox News, and the President of the United States. Russia peed all over the 2014 Winter Olympics, which was a lot more dignified than... Continue Reading →
At this rate, I'm kinda expecting a revelation that Mark Zuckerberg was at the Donald Trump Jr. Russian meeting. Like you, I'm constantly annoyed with Facebook while utilizing it on a daily basis. The bothersome stuff, while annoying me, doesn't affect my life in the slightest...or it didn't until now. I'm the type of person... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump and his sycophants complain constantly how the story about his campaign colluding with Russia is fake news. They cry how the media is obsessed with it and a lot of people agree, not just Trump freaks. Why won't the media stop talking about Russia? Probably because Trump, his family, his campaign, and his... Continue Reading →
I'm going to dinner with two of my best friends who are coming in from out of town, and I haven't seen them in a really long time. So, column will come later. Update 11:39 A.M., 07/15/2017 Here's your column: I expect any day now for Donald Trump to tell us that he's not a... Continue Reading →
With as many "they said/he said" situations that Donald Trump gets himself into, you'd think he was on a nighttime soap from the 1980s, not the president of the free world. He's had these "did too/did not, did grab/didn't grab" situations with women. He's had a "he said/he said" with the former director of the... Continue Reading →
In the movie Step Brothers, Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are two 39-year-old men with the maturity of eight-year-olds who still live at home. They ask the father for permission to convert their beds into bunk beds so they can have more space in their shared room for “activities.” The father thinks it’s a bad... Continue Reading →
People who oppose Russian President Vladimir Putin have a tendency to wind up dead, or seriously hurt. Maybe they're just clumsy and naturally fall out of fourth story windows. First off, the guy's got the same name as "Vlad The Impaler," the psychopath who was the inspiration for Dracula. Putin hasn't impaled anyone on spikes... Continue Reading →
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