I'm old enough to remember when Republicans wrote bathroom laws to protect our children from sexual predators. Now, the same people who go into full-blown snowflake meltdown when there's not a Christmas design on their Starbucks coffee cup are perfectly fine with sticking a pedophile in the Senate. It's OK because he's accepted Jesus. There... Continue Reading →
Creeping With Roy
There's a saying in Southern politics I'm sure you've heard before. It goes something like, "the only thing worse than getting caught with a dead girl is a live boy." Though kinda tasteless, it's funny because it's true. Alabama just may show us how true it is because, between the choice of Not A Republican and... Continue Reading →
Some Alabama Strange
The day before the runoff vote in the Alabama Republican primary for the U.S. Senate, Vice-President Mike Pence was campaigning for Luther Strange. Pence said, "I stand for Luther." Being that Pence refuses to be alone in a room with a woman who is not his wife, I cracked on social media that Pence would... Continue Reading →
Occupying Alabama
Gay marriage is legal through all of the United States of America. The U.S. Supreme Court, one out of three branches of government, says so. The reason I'm stating is this because apparently not everyone has received the information. Take the chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court. This Bama bunghole directed all local judges... Continue Reading →