Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
It's Taco and Bonus Toon Tuesday here at Claytoonz Central. But since I ate all the tacos Amanda made for me, you get the cartoon. I sketched this idea out a few weeks ago and even shared it in one of my posts showing you rough sketches. Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't reveal a... Continue Reading →
When I heard there was a story about NASA running a child slave colony on Mars, I thought it was coming from the Weekly World News. It sounds like something produced by the same people who gave us Bat Boy and Hitler's brain in a jar. But apparently, people who get their news from conservative... Continue Reading →
The Republicans have submitted debate demands to the networks. These include: No "gotcha" questions. Basically any question a candidate can't answer, like how their math doesn't add up, is a gotcha question. Nobody can bring props which really disappoints me. I was really hoping to see Ted Cruz make balloon animals. They want a ten... Continue Reading →
I'm really excited Donald Trump is actually in the race. He's not pretending this time. He's not teasing the nation's cartoonists and comedians. He's actually running. This is going to be good. I'm also surprised he's actually running. I felt he wouldn't for a few reasons. One being that he wouldn't invest his own money... Continue Reading →
The first bill that allowed the government to intrude into our private lives and steal freedom was "The Patriot Act." This new one is "The USA Freedom Act." The next bill will be called "The America! Fuck Yeah! Act"
A lot of readers make comments about the way I draw boobs. I can't wait to see what they say after seeing this. Yes, I have a demented sense of humor. But I'd rather have this demented sense of humor than draw a cartoon about how the stage isn't big enough for the number of... Continue Reading →
As a lot of you know, in addition to being a cartoonist I'm also a musician. I've played in several bands and have performed solo acoustic shows. The bane for any musician are requests from the audience for Lynyrd Skynyrd's Free Bird. You usually assume they're joking but sometimes they're not. According to one reviewer... Continue Reading →
Last year Republicans kept repeating Hillary Clinton's line "what difference does it make" and they did it ad nauseam. Of course people who are not creative keep repeating the same troll-baiting line out of desperation from lack of context. Speaking of creative: There's been much discussion about Hillary's new logo. A lot has been made... Continue Reading →
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