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The protests in China are mostly against strict lockdowns due to Covid. These lockdowns are not the same as the "lockdowns" we had in the United States. The lockdowns in China led to people being burned alive inside a building because they were literally locked in. Sure, we had "lockdowns" in schools, churches, and businesses... Continue Reading →
You would think something like an international pandemic would be the sort of thing that unites us across political lines. And it has...in every country on the planet except this one. Here in the United States, it's been politicized by the Right to attack the people who are working to save us, and cast them... Continue Reading →
Fun fact: Rand Paul is a jerk. When Kentucky Senator Rand Paul isn't screaming lies and conspiracy theories at Dr. Anthony Fauci, he's blocking disaster relief...at least to states that are not Kentucky. How much do you have to suck to be the most despised Senator from your state even when the other senator is... Continue Reading →
Yesterday, Jeff Bezos inspired the world. If one phallic-looking human being can put a phallic-looking rocket into space for three minutes, imagine what non-phallic-looking humans can do. And if any aliens were on their way to our planet while that rocket was...entering...space, they probably turned around. Sometimes I feel like I'm a day ahead of... Continue Reading →
Normally, when Rand Paul gets his ass kicked, it's in a political debate. In 2017, he literally got his ass kicked by one of his neighbors in his gated community in Kentucky. Reportedly, the scuffle was over yard work and Paul claimed he was ambushed from behind right after he got off his riding lawnmower.... Continue Reading →
Congress is full of bitches. Bitches like Rand Paul, Matt Gaetz, and Ted Yoho. Congresswoman Liz Cheney, daughter of Dick, is being yelled at by a bunch of dicks. Liz had the gall to say something nice about Dr. Anthony Fauci, a man GOP talking points have labeled as the enemy. She's also said things... Continue Reading →
In case you don't know, Rand Paul has tested positive for the coronavirus. He's the first senator to test positive and most likely, not the last. Especially since Rand Paul was the first. While waiting for his test results, Rand worked out in the Senate gym and swam in the Senate pool. He also met... Continue Reading →
I spent last Thursday morning nauseous and queasy from food poisoning. This morning, I was looking up photos of Senate Republicans, so yeah...another Thursday morning feeling nauseous and queasy. Senate Republicans have already abandoned the oath they swore to when they took office. You know, that quaint idea of protecting and defending the United States... Continue Reading →
It's Taco and Bonus Toon Tuesday here at Claytoonz Central. But since I ate all the tacos Amanda made for me, you get the cartoon. I sketched this idea out a few weeks ago and even shared it in one of my posts showing you rough sketches. Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't reveal a... Continue Reading →
When I heard there was a story about NASA running a child slave colony on Mars, I thought it was coming from the Weekly World News. It sounds like something produced by the same people who gave us Bat Boy and Hitler's brain in a jar. But apparently, people who get their news from conservative... Continue Reading →
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