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I have a friend, let's call him Mr. Jingle Balls. A few months ago I bumped into Mr. Jingle Balls and his girlfriend in a bar and we decided to sit at a table together and catch up. It had been a while since I'd seen either one of them. We got around to talking... Continue Reading →
You can be forgiven if your first response to hearing Donald Trump is meeting with his cabinet at one of his golf clubs is, "What fucking cabinet? Is he insane?" Yes. Donald Trump is insane. What's worse is that people we suspect may not be totally bonkers are enabling his insanity. If you know someone... Continue Reading →
A friend of mine used to hold a July 4th pool party every year...until one attendee got drunk and pooped in the pool. I'm sure it's just a coincidence the pool pooper is a Republican. But nevertheless, no more July 4th pool parties. And pooping in the pool is exactly what House Minority Leader Kevin... Continue Reading →
I imagine space has to be really tight just outside our planet's atmosphere. In addition to the International Space Station and the still-under-construction Chinese space station (with three astronauts currently on it), there are about 2,000 active satellites, 3,000 dead satellites, and over 34,000 pieces of space junk orbiting our planet. And if you think... Continue Reading →
Yesterday, Vladimir Putin compared Alexei Nevalny to the white nationalist terrorists who attacked the Capitol in a bloody coup attempt to make Donald Trump this nation's first dictator. Alexei Nevalny is considered the man Putin fears the most. He's an opposition leader whom the Russian government has convicted twice on embezzlement charges in order to... Continue Reading →
During Donald Trump's speech to fellow fucknuts in North Carolina over the weekend, he claimed he wasn't the one trying to destroy democracy...he's the one trying to save it. During this same speech, he attacked our last democratically-held election as the "crime of the century." That's like saying you hate fried chicken while ordering a... Continue Reading →
There are news reports that disgraced general and convicted douche canoe and traitor, Michael Flynn, suggested there should be a coup to restore Donald Trump to power. He did not "suggest" there should be a coup in the United States. He endorsed it and said, "It should happen here." Flynn was national security adviser for... Continue Reading →
I have a great idea and unless you're one of my trolls, I think you'll like it too. Here it is: Congress should pass a law that any member of Congress, either in the House or Senate, who does not serve on a committee doesn't get paid. What is the point of paying someone when she's not... Continue Reading →
Nobody ever asks me anymore, "What are you going to draw now that Donald Trump isn't president (sic)?" Just like there will always be cops because there will always be crime, I will always have material because there will always be right-wing troglodyte abhorrent bullshit. I had a lot of days where Donald Trump made... Continue Reading →
After election day and Joe Biden passed Donald Trump in the vote count, Republicans held onto hope, with many believing that Trump would come back and win the presidency. When that didn't happen, hope turned into conspiracy theories and Republicans truly became fucknuts. Trumplicans believed that on December 20, the day electors meet in their... Continue Reading →
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