No one respects women more than Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the least racist person he knows. Donald Trump is a stable genius. Donald Trump has been much tougher on Vladimir Putin and Russia in one year than Barack Obama was in eight. Each of those statements (and many others) is laughable and contrary to... Continue Reading →
Best People Or Putin’s People?
During one of the presidential debates, Hillary Clinton remarked that Donald Trump is Putin's Puppet. Trump, the master of witty, incisive, searing comebacks that cut to the core which no one has ever rebounded from replied, "No, you're the puppet. You're the puppet" From the day Trump was elected, he's spent his time not blaming... Continue Reading →
Nukes And Baldwins
Donald Trump had a horrible week. Pundits are calling it the week of chaos. Hope Hicks resigned as White House Communications Director (Trump's fourth) after testifying before Congress when she said that she's told "white lies" for Trump in the past. I'm not sure how the White House can replace someone with the judgement to... Continue Reading →
Spanky
I may have mentioned this issue on my last blog. Do you recall anything about "spanking?" Just in case I didn't, let's touch on it again. Ew, wrong choice of words. You may have heard the accusation that Trump had an affair with a porn star named Stormy Daniels after he married Melania and his... Continue Reading →
Little Red Russian Button
Alexei Navalny is a Russian anticorruption activist. The guy has spent years criticizing Russian President Vladimir Putin, and he planned to run for that job, which will be decided in March. Putin thought otherwise. Navalny was convicted in a fraud case, which many believe was bogus. On Monday, the Kremlin barred him from running for... Continue Reading →
Wacky Republicans
It seems each new day brings us a revelation of sexual harassment, transgressions, or weird sex stuff of someone prominent. The latest revealed that Texas' longest serving Congressman, Republican Joe Barton, was having an affair while separated from his wife. He says the sex was consensual, and they only did it twice over five years.... Continue Reading →
Collusion Over Coffee
It's been a very busy week for bullshit. First, Vladimir Putin told Trump he didn't have anything to do with Russia meddling in our election. As if, Russia had Wikileaks hack into the DNC, made attempts to hack into voting systems, placed ads on Facebook and Twitter, sent Russians to hang out with Trump sycophants,... Continue Reading →
Scamelot
I said it in a blog post a few days ago, and I'm gonna say it again. I'm old enough to remember when protecting America from Russia was a part of the Republican Party's platform. And, I don't think I'm that old. Like Trump, when John F. Kennedy took office, critics questioned if he was... Continue Reading →
Russian Troll Farm
Today, we're going to start with the basics and have a lesson on trolls. No. Not the mythological trolls who live under bridges, though some of these trolls would probably live under a bridge if that bridge was also a Wi-Fi hotspot. We're going to talk about internet trolls. Now, if you do not post... Continue Reading →
Swims With Fishes
In retaliation for the United States placing more sanctions on that nation, Russia expelled 755 U.S. diplomats. Trump, who has talked tough to Mitch McConnell, Jeff Sessions, Kim Jong Un, Kristen Stewart, Broadway plays, and almost everyone in the world with a Twitter account, thanked Putin. Yeah. He thanked Vladimir for expelling U.S. diplomats. Hey,... Continue Reading →