I was opposed to the invasion of Iraq. At the same time, I wasn't hoping for it to fail. I didn't wish death on American soldiers. I wanted the invasion to be a success. While I felt everything being promised by the Bush/Cheney administration, like "they'll treat us as liberators," and "it'll be quick and easy,"... Continue Reading →
Lost In Translation
Donald Trump and his sycophants complain constantly how the story about his campaign colluding with Russia is fake news. They cry how the media is obsessed with it and a lot of people agree, not just Trump freaks. Why won't the media stop talking about Russia? Probably because Trump, his family, his campaign, and his... Continue Reading →
Skanks On A Plane
I want you, my readers to understand and appreciate the sacrifices and trauma I will put myself through to provide you informed commentary and punditry (that's a word!). Today, I scrolled through Ann Coulter's Twitter page. You're welcome. Why in the world would I want to visit She-Demon's Twitter page? I read an article that... Continue Reading →
GOP Can’t Hear You
Are you looking forward to screaming at your Republican representative at his or her town hall about their stripping health care from millions of Americans? Too bad. Congress will have a month-long August recess, but don't expect there to be many Republican members willing to hear you out. There won't be very many opportunities for... Continue Reading →
Double, Triple, Quadruple Jeopardy In Costa Rica
I'm sure you're aware that one can't be tried for a crime in the United States after a jury fails to convict them. This is the Double Jeopardy Clause. Though, as in the case of O.J. Simpson, one can be sued for committing a crime after a jury fails to convict. They don't have that... Continue Reading →
Russian For Transparency
I'm going to dinner with two of my best friends who are coming in from out of town, and I haven't seen them in a really long time. So, column will come later. Update 11:39 A.M., 07/15/2017 Here's your column: I expect any day now for Donald Trump to tell us that he's not a... Continue Reading →
Repeal, Replace, Reboot, Reweb
What if Jared Kushner is Spiderman? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? No? Well, we can all at least agree that it's not Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump is not Batman. If anything, all three of these guys would be super villains....if super villains were really, really stupid and crashed into a lot of shit. The Republicans keep... Continue Reading →
Kollege Is Shtoopid
Shortly after the invasion of Iraq, Vice-President Dick Cheney was asked about opinion polls reflecting that a majority of Republicans believed Iraq was behind 9/11. Cheney said he could understand why people believe that, but he wouldn't state that Iraq didn't have any involvement with that terrorist attack. Why not? It's because his agenda fed... Continue Reading →
I Hart Your Big Foot
When I was a little tiny cartoonist I was intrigued by the Bigfoot/Sasquatch mythology. I read everything I could on the subject and believed every eyewitness account. If you said you saw a Bigfoot eating out of your fridge, I'd wanna know if he had any cake. I was also deathly afraid that Bigfoot would... Continue Reading →
Pardon The Sibling Rivalry
Perhaps the most ironic part of the Donald Trump Jr. story is that proof the Trump campaign colluded with Russia is an email. How delightful. Junior has gotten himself in deeper legal trouble, his brother-in-law could be facing five years for falsifying his security clearance, Trump's campaign has to find a new defense other than... Continue Reading →