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This isn't about the fucking language, fuckers. I heard that argument this morning on MSNBC. Some right-wing douchie Trump defending tool brought up instances where other politicians have used salty language. They excused this instance for the way Trump talks. Is there a requirement that to be a Republican you must surrender all abilities to... Continue Reading →
Thursday was a very disgusting day. I was revolted, disgusted, ashamed, and angered by the president of the United States "shithole" comment. Most of all, I'm tired. I'm tired of the daily insanity emanating from the White House. I'm tired from the president telling over 2,000 lies within a year. I'm tired of Trump people... Continue Reading →
Ivanka Trump has such grace, such beauty, such poise. Why she could be a model...for nepotism. The only reason Ivanka is working as an unpaid adviser to the president is because her daddy is the president. And, as an unpaid adviser, she is worth every penny. Her presence in the White House was reasoned by... Continue Reading →
If there is one thing we know about Republicans it's that they will sell out their principles and everything they believe in to get what they want. Michael Wolff's book Fire and Fury has Washington in a tizzy, but we already knew Republicans in Congress, and even those in the Trump administration, believe the president... Continue Reading →
If this was two years ago, I'd think the idea of Oprah Winfrey running for president was a lousy idea. I'm in favor of celebrities being involved politically. Let them donate money, make speeches and appearances on the behalf of candidates. Why shouldn't they have the same right as you or I? But, running for... Continue Reading →
With the announcement that Utah Senator Orrin Hatch would not seek reelection, speculation immediately landed on former Massachusetts governor and 2012 presidential candidate Mitt Romney. There was also speculation that Hatch had lost his freaking mind when he made comments that the Donald Trump presidency may be the best we've ever seen. Trump was pushing... Continue Reading →
When people think of crooked presidents, they think of Richard Nixon (for now). When they think of philandering presidents, they think of Bill Clinton (who replaced JFK). When they think of insane, mentally unstable, looney toons, mentally deranged, crazy, out-of-his-gourd, off-his-rocker, three-fries-short-of-a-happy-meal, and fucking nutzoid presidents, they're going to think of Donald Trump. They won't... Continue Reading →
Fire and Fury is the tale of a narcissistic, incompetent, overrated, selfish, self-important human being who thought he was the most privileged and important man in the world before he became the most privileged and important man in the world. It is also a story of how paid sycophants, who shill daily on the virtues... Continue Reading →
I don't like marijuana. A lot of people in my profession are afraid to admit they ever smoked the stuff in the past, just in case they're going to transport to 1992 and run for president. I don't care who knows it. I smoked it on a fairly frequent basis as a teen despite not... Continue Reading →
I have tried to talk to Trump sycophants so I can understand what makes them tick. Why would they sell their soul and dignity for a stupid person like Donald Trump? But I can't do it anymore. It's not that I want to sit in my little bubble and only hear my readers agree with... Continue Reading →
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