Before he stepped on Obama's airplane to head to the G7 summit in Canada, Trump took questions from a few reporters and said that Russian President Vladimir Putin really wanted Hillary Clinton to win the election, and he, Trump, was his worst nightmare. I don't know about you but my nightmares consist of stuff, like... Continue Reading →
CAPS! CAPS! CAPS!
I like hockey but I have never been a consistent follower. I'd love to say the Caps are my team since they just won the Stanley Cup, and they are my region's team, but I don't want to go all bandwagony on you. About ten years ago, you couldn't find a hockey fan in this... Continue Reading →
Haz Mor Corupshun
EPA Director Scott Pruitt's defense that he used his position to unethically seek a Chick-fil-A franchise for his wife was that he really likes fried chicken. That's like defending yourself of taking kickbacks by saying you really like money. On Thursday at an event at FEMA HQ, Donald Trump said to Pruitt, "EPA is doing... Continue Reading →
Foolish For Dear Leader
Donald Trump says he can pardon himself, but poses the supposedly hypothetical question; why would he when he's innocent? Another question is; if you're innocent, why are you talking about pardoning yourself? I can disagree with Trump about the president having the legal power to pardon himself, and you could rightfully point out that I'm... Continue Reading →
Hater Cakes
A baker in Colorado is so homophobic that he refuses to take money from gay couples. He was sued by a couple after refusing to bake them a cake, citing his religious beliefs as justification for denying their business. The couple sued over the discrimination. The state's civil rights commission ruled against the baker. The... Continue Reading →
Candidate Stranger Danger
Usually, when you send a pedophile to Congress, you don't know they're a pedophile until much later. In this case, Nathan Larson has boasted he is a pedophile, among many other horrible things. Larson is an Independent congressional candidate for Virginia's 10th District. Shockingly, he's not running as a Republican. Of course, there's no chance... Continue Reading →
Doped-Up Demons
Louisiana televangelist Jesse Duplantis said, "I really believe that if Jesus was physically on the Earth today, he wouldn’t be riding a donkey. Think about it for a minute. He’d be in an airplane preaching the gospel all over the world." With that argument, this jackass wants his followers to buy him a $54 million luxury... Continue Reading →
Trump Pardon Bingo
Usually, a president takes his power to pardon very seriously. They take recommendations from the Justice Department after they've studied a case for at least two years. Typically, pardons come at the end of a presidential term. Presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama didn't issue one pardon between them during their first two years.... Continue Reading →
Ambien Tweeting
After Roseanne blamed Ambien for her racist tweeting, I made a joke in yesterday's blog that the drug will need to place on its warning label; "May cause racist tweeting." Sure enough, after I did that, the company that makes Ambien, Sanofi US, issued a statement which read, "People of all races, religions and nationalities... Continue Reading →
Roseanne Banned
I've said it here before and I'm going to say it again. I don't know who said it first, and maybe someone will inform me (update: I've been informed it was Maya Angelou. I knew that and forgot it). But, when someone tells you who they are, believe them. As you see people deflect and/or defend... Continue Reading →