Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
While waiting to hear back from an editor today, I killed time by creating another cartoon. Apparently, I'm not allowed to sleep anymore. I'm probably going to cover this again so you'll get a column on the topic then. I'm way too tired to kick out a column right now. I will say this though,... Continue Reading →
"A poor man's something" is an expression used to describe an item or a person as being similar to something else of a higher quality. For example; you can say an Epiphone guitar is a poor man's Gibson. If you own an Epiphone, don't feel bad. I own one too and it's awesome but it's... Continue Reading →
Bernie's back! Yesterday, the Independent Senator from Vermont announced his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election. Sanders will ride his brand of democratic socialism for a second time through the Democratic primaries. Bernie was the only alternative for Democrats in 2016. This time, the back of the unicorn is a lot more crowded. Before we... Continue Reading →
When Donald Trump boasted about Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe sending him a copy of a five-page letter nominating him for a Nobel Peace Prize, my first thought was; five pages explaining why Donald Trump deserves a prize for peace? It takes a lot of bullshit to fill five pages. There are several things to... Continue Reading →
I find that conservatives focus on the most simplistic and basic element of an issue while liberals see the larger picture. A liberal points out that Donald Trump broke a campaign promise of Mexico paying for his border wall. They notice Trump rejected an offer of $25 billion for his border wall because it was... Continue Reading →
No. Amazon did not pull their plans on building a new facility in New York City because Queens residents threatened to publish a picture of Jeff Bezos' wiener. NYC had promised $3 billion in tax breaks for Amazon to build their HQ2 in Queens, but after being on the receiving end of criticism from city... Continue Reading →
Please forgive me for not writing a column today, but I just spent eight hours drawing fish. I'd like to take a little time this weekend away from work, so for today...you're just getting fish from me. Creative notes: I love drawing sharks. Also, I drew this while listening to just about every song Tom... Continue Reading →
"Signing an executive order, giving a speech, and barnstorming around the country is not leadership." Is that a direct quote from Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, or even Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? Is it from one of the many Democrats currently running for president? Nope. It's from Mike Pence in 2014. Donald Trump wants to be a dictator.... Continue Reading →
Republicans have an Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez fetish. Who can blame them? But still, while hating everything she stands for, they're making it clear that it's more about her than about the positions she's advocating. Take the Green New Deal as an example. The Green New Deal is a resolution pushing the United States 100% renewable, zero-emission... Continue Reading →
Put on your thinking caps, kids, because it's quiz day. Yay, quiz day! For a change, this is going to make all the sense in the world to knuckle-dragging, non-book-reading, factually-challenged, science-denying, secretly fantasizing about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, troglodyte MAGA shitheads, but for the people who are higher educated, intellectual, and literate, ya'll are going to... Continue Reading →
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