Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Straight from the "are you freaking kidding me department" comes word that Donald Trump is prepared to attack Bill Clinton over his history of philandering. That is if Hillary plays "the woman card." The reason he plans to do this is because it's entirely stupid, so it'll fit in with the rest of his campaign.... Continue Reading →
In the past when Democrats controlled Southern states, Republicans were against party identification. One reason being that if you were a Republican then you didn't want anyone to know. Damn liberal Republicans. People would start looking at you funny. Today a lot of Republicans like the idea of requiring voters to identify with a party.... Continue Reading →
This is my last cartoon for 2015, or at least the last one dated for 2015. I might as well finish up the year with a sex and Trump cartoon. I don't really understand Trump wanting to talk about Bill Clinton's sex life. Didn't we talk that to death 20 years ago? Even then Clinton's... Continue Reading →
I have four newspaper clients in Texas. I hope I still have four after this cartoon. Texas is a place full of issues. It's a fun place for their political cartoonists. Many Texas conservatives believed in a conspiracy that Obama was going to invade and annex the state, despite it already being a state. They... Continue Reading →
Prosecutors usually prosecute. That's their job. When it comes to prosecuting police, some act more like defense lawyers. Cleveland police shot 12-year-0ld Tamir Rice within two seconds of stopping their cruiser a few feet from him. Rice was playing in a park with a toy gun. A citizen called the police and said he thought... Continue Reading →
One symptom that you might suffer from Affluenza is when mommy and daddy can purchase high-priced lawyers to help you squirm out of consequences of your bratty behavior. Affluenza is when you are so rich, spoiled, and privileged that you can not tell the difference between wrong and right. Apparently you suffered and were neglected... Continue Reading →
I really enjoyed not wearing a jacket in Northern Virginia on Christmas day. It was nice but I know we'll pay for it down the road...or the next generation will. I dedicate this cartoon to all my conservative cartooning colleagues who love to draw anti-Climate Change cartoons every time it snows in Buffalo in January.... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz is upset and very angry. I know that's not breaking news and he's usually upset and angry, but this time it's for an interesting reason and an extremely stupid reason. OK, that's not unique either and I'll try again. Cruz is mad at the "liberal media." Ah screw it. Ted Cruz created a... Continue Reading →
Note to my conservative friends: There is more than one use for the word "cocked." Back when I was a staff cartoonists I was always required to draw cartoons commemorating Christmas, Thanksgiving, Veterans' Day, Memorial Day and whatever else came up. I hated them. It was like approaching the drawing board with the mission "draw a... Continue Reading →
For the first time in my life, I know which nation is represented by Miss Universe. Uh....I think I do. On Sunday night Steve Harvey crowned Miss Colombia as Miss Universe. Then discovered he read the card incorrectly. He then took the crown, sash and flowers away from Miss Colombia and gave them to Miss... Continue Reading →
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