Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
When I first saw one Republican after another expressing outrage over a toxic chemical spill from a train derailment, I thought maybe I was having a stroke. My second thought was that maybe it was derailed by drag queens with Hunter's laptop and black history books (don't steal that cartoon idea, fuckers). Republicans care about... Continue Reading →
There was a national stoppage of all flights Wednesday morning because of a corrupted file in the Federal Aviation Administration's computer system. We all recall the Southwest meltdown a few weeks ago which grounded thousands of passengers and stranded people in airport terminals for days. Wednesday's meltdown wasn't the fault of any airline, though I'm... Continue Reading →
Forget seeing Jon Gruden's emails for a minute. I want to see Tucker Carlson's emails. I mean, if this guy is flagrantly exhibiting his hate and homophobia to the world on primetime television, I wanna see the stuff he's secretly saying to his closest confidantes. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg and his husband Chasten have adopted... Continue Reading →
I'm going to state something that will make Bernie Sanders' supporters unhappy. What the Democrats are doing in joining together to support Joe Biden isn't wrong. It's not a bad thing. It's not fixing, gaming, or corrupting the system. This is not the Democratic Party denying the nomination to Bernie. These are individual candidates. And... Continue Reading →
Did I mention in the last blog after the debate that Michael Bloomberg had a lousy night? It wasn't just that Bloomberg got kicked in the teeth by Elizabeth Warren all night long, but that he wasn't prepared at all. For example, at one point, he criticized Bernie Sanders for owning three homes despite being... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump is going to cheat in the next election. How do we know this? First off, because he's Donald Trump and he's a Republican. Also, he cheated last time, he's boasted he's going to cheat this time, he's already doing it, and the United States Senate has given him carte blanche in lawbreaking. Bernie... Continue Reading →
Maybe Rush Limbaugh is conducting a social experiment to see if the world can feel sorry for a lump of crap afflicted with cancer. During Donald Trump's racist State of the Union address, he turned it into a game show by having his wife, Melania, place the Presidential Medal of Freedom around Rush Limbaugh's neck.... Continue Reading →
If you had to Google "wine cave" after the last week's Democratic debate, you're not alone. To reach the wine cave Pete Buttigieg and Elizabeth Warren quibbled over, The New York Times wrote that you "must navigate a hillside shrouded in mossy oak trees and walk down a brick-and-limestone hallway lined with wine barrels. And... Continue Reading →
"Woe unto you hypocrites," Jesus said to the religious leaders of his day. In 2019, his message is for the likes of Franklin Graham, a religious right phony who sees sin in Democrats and not Republicans. Just like Donald Trump, Franklin Graham inherited his empire from his daddy. He has since used his religious podium... Continue Reading →
Mike Pence was upset. He said Pete Buttigieg, mayor of South Bend, Indiana and promising presidential candidate had attacked his religion and accused him of discrimination. Pence said, "He said some things that are critical of my Christian faith and about me personally." Actually, he didn't attack Pence's faith. Pence is doing what old, white,... Continue Reading →
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