Vaccines and Blockheads


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BannonWeenie


Trump goon Steve Bannon is in contempt of Congress and Attorney General Merrick Garland is probably going to take action that sends Bannon to the jail for goons. Bannon is avoiding testifying before Congress, claiming Donald Trump has enacted executive privilege to keep him from testifying about the January 6 insurrection to prevent the certification... Continue Reading →

I Got A Rock


So, you may have heard of this supply chain crisis. You may have noticed it yourself while out shopping for a Jason Voorhees Halloween mask and not finding one. You may have noticed shelves in stores bare of any Halloween candy other than candy corn. You may have seen footage on the news of cargo... Continue Reading →

No Balls For Racists


Charlie Kirk is a very young conservative activist and the founder of Turning Point USA, a conservative group that pushes toxic right-wing bullshit to white high school and college students and pays him a salary of over $300,000 a year which is why he lives in a fancy-schmancy million-dollar condo on the water in Longjohn,... Continue Reading →

Long Night In The Q Patch


After election day and Joe Biden passed Donald Trump in the vote count, Republicans held onto hope, with many believing that Trump would come back and win the presidency. When that didn't happen, hope turned into conspiracy theories and Republicans truly became fucknuts. Trumplicans believed that on December 20, the day electors meet in their... Continue Reading →

Blockhead Legal Services


I had a reader tweet a message at me yesterday asking when I published a cartoon featuring Donald Trump and Peanuts' Lucy Van Pelt. I had to dig it up and I discovered it was in March 2018. This morning, I thought today might be a good time to bring Lucy back. In early 2018,... Continue Reading →

The Corrupt Pumpkin


Marie L. Yovanovitch, the former ambassador to Ukraine who was forced out by Rudy Giuliani and his fellow goons, testified before Congress yesterday. She was told that Trump had lost trust in her and had wanted her out since 2018, though he extended her term to 2020 less than two months before. On the same... Continue Reading →

Who’s Beagle?


Stafford SPCA lost a court case this week and had to return a Beagle to their owners. The owners didn't have paperwork but they provided DNA. There's no mention in the story of how the owners provided the dog's DNA. But since I own a Beagle,  you're probably wearing Beagle hair on your person every... Continue Reading →

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