Pardons and Dogs


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Giblets and Santos


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion Newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each. Every cartoon on this site is available. You can pay through PayPal. If you don’t like PayPal, you can snail mail it to Clay Jones, P.O. Box 3721, Fredericksburg, VA 22402.... Continue Reading →

Rudy Colludy Booty


I was planning on drawing about Martha Stewart or John Durham today...and then Rudy Giuliani happened...again. And I thought, how can I not do something on Rudy? He has to take precedence seeing how disgusting, rotten, and corrupt he is. Noelle Dunphy, who says she worked as an off-the-books employee for Giuliani during his stint... Continue Reading →

Bribes For Pardons


This just in: Donald Trump is corrupt. Oh wait. We already knew that. Details remain sketchy, but last night, reports came out that federal prosecutors have been pursuing an investigation into potential bribery in connection with an effort to secure a pardon from Donald Trump. Last August, Chief U.S. District Court Judge Beryl Howell issued... Continue Reading →

Goodbye, Turkeys


I'm breaking a couple of my rules with this cartoon. One is, I've drawn enough turkeys this year. The other is drawing a cartoon with a holiday theme that's dated after the holiday. This is dated for Friday, which as you probably know, is AFTER Thanksgiving. But, I don't make my clients embargo my cartoons... Continue Reading →

Trump’s Gobblers


Before the election, we worried about election interference from foreign nations like Russia, Iran, and China. After the election, we have to worry about election interference from Trump fuckers. The sycophants are attacking our election after the results are in. From the parking lot of a landscaping business he confused for a hotel and next... Continue Reading →

Sewage And Stones


First off, if commuting the sentence for Trump friend, goon, henchman, pal, buddyboy, creeper, slimeball of the first degree, and all-around wart on the taint of humanity Roger Stone wasn't corrupt, then it wouldn't have been done late on a Friday night. Why do fuckers do dastardly deeds on Fridays after 5:00 PM? Because it's... Continue Reading →

Pardo For Blago


The Trump cult likes to believe Donald Trump is a great negotiator. So how do they deal with the fact that he's been publicly out-negotiated by people like Nancy Pelosi and Kim Jong Un? They pretend it never happened. They were proud of Trump being a billionaire who promised to release his taxes. When he... Continue Reading →

Popeyes Pardon


Donald Trump denies he offered pardons to aides who break the law in rushing to have his stupid racist vanity project in the form of a border wall built before the election. There are two signs that he did offer pardons to aides who break the law: The first is the report that he wants... Continue Reading →

Cheaters Gonna Cheat


As you read about Paul Manafort's plea deal being rescinded by Special Counsel Robert Mueller, keep in mind what landed him in jail before his convictions. Manafort was out on bail which he violated by obstructing justice and tampering with witnesses. Mueller's office says Manafort violated his plea agreement by repeatedly lying. You wonder why... Continue Reading →

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