Beardos and Fatsos


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Oh Captain! My Captain


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Drafting Women


Republicans are losing their minds over the possibility women may be included in military draft registration. Rep. Chrissy Houlahan, a Democrat from Pennsylvania and Air Force veteran is pushing to add to the House’s version of the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) language requiring men to be automatically registered for the draft based on existing... Continue Reading →

Tanked By Tommy


Last week, Air Force Secretary Frank Kendall, Army Secretary Christine Wormuth, and Navy Secretary Carlos Del Toro publicly criticized Republican Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville's monthslong blockade of senior military promotions. Del Toro, a Navy veteran who was born in Cuba, said, "For someone who was born in a communist country, I would have never imagined... Continue Reading →

Funding the War on Woke


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday Funding the military was always bipartisan but leave it to the Goon (Freedom) Caucus to mess that up too. Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each. Every cartoon on this site is available. You can pay... Continue Reading →

Giftwrapped for Taliban


A lot of people, mostly conservatives, are up in arms over the military equipment left behind in Afghanistan that's now been seized by the Taliban. Republicans are using this as a political poking stick against President Biden, but it's something everyone should be concerned about and not just used to score political points. You can... Continue Reading →

Florida Taliban


Right-wing extremists are encroaching upon innocent victims and insisting they be controlled by their fundamentalists dogma. These extremists are religious nut jobs who abandoned facts and science a long time ago in favor of cultist beliefs. Their outdated culture is used to oppress women and threatens the lives of millions. For these extreme conservatives, their... Continue Reading →

Lost in Afghan Translation


The United States is finally pulling out of Afghanistan. I don't care who's saying it's too soon to leave Afghanistan and we're allowing the Taliban to take it back because 20 years is more than enough time to spend on that nation. How much more is the United States supposed to sacrifice for that nation?... Continue Reading →

Tucker’s Ass


"Fuck Tucker Carlson." No, those aren't my words. That's from a tweet from a United States Senator. Senator Tammy Duckworth of Illinois tweeted, "Fuck Tucker Carlson" and added, "While he was practicing his two-step, America's female warriors were hunting down Al Qaeda and proving the strength of America's women." Senator Duckworth lost both legs fighting... Continue Reading →

Diaper Don


Donald Trump claims nobody respects the troops more than he does. He claims he's "rebuilt" our military. He even claims he's restocked our stockpile of nuclear weapons. All of that is bullshit. The truth is, we've spent over $600 billion per year on our military for over a decade before Donald Trump stole the presidency.... Continue Reading →

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