Hater Photo-Op


Right after Kyle Rittenhouse escaped from going to prison for the rest of his life after killing two people on the pretense of defending himself from a situation he created, he claimed he wanted anonymity. And then he called Tucker. Kyle has been offered internships by the vilest in Congress, Paul Gosar, Matt Gaetz, and... Continue Reading →

Trump Toast


On a recent night at Mar-a-Lago, the guy who used to occupy the White House raised a glass of champagne and toasted himself. He praised his policies on China with whom he started an unwinnable trade war. He praised himself on how he dealt with Iran which was to remove the U.S out of a... Continue Reading →

Two-Faced Nikki


Nikki Haley is just as smarmy, two-faced, deceitful, disingenuous, and chock-full-o-bullshit as lying Ted Cruz, except she's prettier. While slimy Ted was rushing back to Texas, making sure he was seen wearing a face mask with a Texas flag on it, Nikki was rushing to get inside Mara-a-Lago, hoping to be branded with a MAGA... Continue Reading →

Tossers For Trump


After Hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico in 2017, Donald Trump went to the island and threw paper towels at the victims. To say Donald Trump wasn't prepared for the hurricane would be an understatement. A response wasn't prepared until after the damage. Supplies, boats, and rescue personnel weren't organized until after. Trump didn't even know... Continue Reading →

Spy-a-Lago


It's not just for the president's safety that his security is of the utmost importance. You may be saying, "But, Clay...what's the point of keeping freaks away from Trump when he chooses to surround himself with freaks and is himself, an Adderall-riddled lunatic?" True, Trump keeps company and appoints a consortium of slimeballs, grifters, fucknuts,... Continue Reading →

Trumpy Gator Balls


Golfer Arnold Palmer has been quoted, "I never do a business deal until I played 18 holes with a guy." The logic is that in four hours (which I'm assuming is how long it takes to play 18 holes), you can't hide who you are. If you're nice, pleasant, honest, rude, impatient, or a cheater,... Continue Reading →

Just Got Richer


After Trump and Republicans gave HUGE tax cuts to millionaires and billionaires, he flew down to Mar-a-Lago and reportedly told a bunch of snooty rich guests, "you all just got a lot richer." Trump campaigned for the tax cuts on the basis it would help the middle-class and would actually hurt him and his gajillionaire... Continue Reading →

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