Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Donald Trump is a delusional person. In addition to not playing with a full deck, he's not playing with reality. Unfortunately, he's also president of the United States. Trump lies. According to The Washington Post, in a span of 649 days, Trump told 6,420 lies. In the seven weeks leading up the midterm elections, Trump... Continue Reading →
After bombs were delivered to two former presidents, a former presidential candidate, a former CIA director, and other officials, the very first thing Republicans did was...make themselves the victims. Republicans, who have been accusing Democrats of not having anything to run on except hatred for Donald Trump, have been campaigning on fear. Some GOP candidates... Continue Reading →
If Donald Trump has done one thing for Republicans, he's proven them to be total frauds and that everything they've spent the last four decades telling us they stood for, well, they were faking it. As it turns out, Trump has proven that to be a Republican is to be a vile, despicable, hateful person... Continue Reading →
Last week during President Obama's speech in Illinois, I tweeted, "There's a black guy speaking on TV with total clarity and coherence. What the hell is this shit?" It received a lot of responses from people who miss a president who is eloquent, dignified, doesn't engage in temper tantrums and childish insults, and can speak... Continue Reading →
In Cool Runnings, the movie about the Jamaican bobsled team, one character says to another, "whatever is wrong with you is no little thing." Whatever is wrong with Donald Trump may be a mystery, but it's definitely not a small problem. Despite being president of the United States of America, Trump is extremely insecure. Someone... Continue Reading →
The best thing I can say about Papa John's pizza is that it's better than Domino's. But, I can also say that when they deliver pizzas, at least they're not dragging black people behind their cars. Where in the hell did I get that from? I'm thinking that has to be the point Papa John... Continue Reading →
A recent Quinnipiac Poll states 65% of American voters oppose the Trump policy of separating migrant children from their parents. The same study finds 55% of Republican voters are heartless, inhumane, unsympathetic, troglodyte, subhuman mongrels you don't want to be stuck in an elevator with. And there you have it. The majority of Trump supporters... Continue Reading →
Join the cult, get free Kool-Aid. Disclaimer: The Kool-Aid isn't really free. Representative Mark Sanford was hit by an air strike, and kinda-sorta literally. Direct from Air Force One on his return home from his Singapore photo-op with dictators and saluting North Korean generals, Donald Trump bombed the South Carolina Republican's re-election bid. With about... Continue Reading →
I have a very low tolerance for right-wing baloney (I didn't want to start this column off with a curse word in the first sentence). Lies in politics that are repeated again and again annoy me. But, just downright balls-deep stupid bullshit (there it is) pisses me off to no end. I'm not talking about... Continue Reading →
I want to thank everyone who has donated in the past. Your support helps me continue creating cartoons and columns with a little less stress in my life. Between competing syndicates with much larger resources, timid editors, and Trump supporters who attempt to intimidate the editors who do publish anything that criticizes their idol, it’s... Continue Reading →
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