Boo-Hoo Bannon


A lot of MAGAts are melting down over Steve Bannon being ordered to go to prison. Matt Gaetz, who's an actual member of Congress, posted on Twitter/X, "They're sending him to prison, not just to torture him, but to torture us." Matt, they don't torture people in prison. It's not Guantanamo or one of your... Continue Reading →

Yes He Did


Donald Trump now claims he never said "lock her up." Fox and Friends co-host Will Cain said, "You famously said, regarding Hillary Clinton, 'lock her up.' You declined to do that as president." To that, Trump said, "I beat her. It’s easier when you win. They all said ‘Lock her up’—and I could have done... Continue Reading →

Fat and Orange


Donald Trump recently "truthed" to his cult, "Why doesn’t Fox and Friends show all of the Polls where I am beating Biden, by a lot. They just won’t do it! Also, they purposely show the absolutely worst pictures of me, especially the big ‘orange’ one with my chin pulled way back. They think they are... Continue Reading →

Lock Him Up


Donald Trump "truthed" that he's going to be arrested on Tuesday. It's Tuesday. As Ted Knight said in Caddyshack, "Well? We're waiting." Republicans are in an uproar over the possibility Donald Trump will be indicted and arrested in Manhattan over the hush-money payment scheme to porn star Stormy Daniels. It didn't work because we still... Continue Reading →

Boo Hoo Hoo


Trump and his supporters point to his MAGA hate rallies as proof of his popularity when arguing he's going to win reelection in a landslide. If you're promoting an album and your tour sells out every arena, congratulations. You have a hit album. Though a venue may have 14,000 seats, the cities they're in are... Continue Reading →

Lock Who Up?


Donald Trump received help from the Russian government to win the presidency. He never turned it down or spoke out against it. He hid then lied about the details of Russia's involvement. He attempted to secure a deal to build a hotel in Moscow during the campaign and lied about that. He's spent the past... Continue Reading →

Flynn Flam


Donald Trump asked then FBI Director James Comey to drop the bureau's investigation of former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn. Trump did this because Flynn "is a good guy." Trump did not want the investigation stopped because Flynn is a good guy. He wanted it ended because of what Flynn knows. Trump has asked Senators... Continue Reading →

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