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For Donald Trump, the best way to end a probe into corruption is to engage in more corruption. I published a cartoon September 25, predicting that Sessions would be fired right after the midterms. I re-shared it on social media to boast about my amazing abilities to predict the political future, and a lot of... Continue Reading →
Were you confused yesterday? I was. Initial reports in the morning said Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein was on his way to the White House to submit his resignation after The New York Times reported that he discussed wearing a wire tape to record Trump and invoking the 25th Amendment to remove him from office.... Continue Reading →
Americans love to say America is the greatest country in the world. The new doctrine for our foreign policy is "We're America, bitch." But, I'm pretty sure the greatest country in the world wouldn't separate children from their parents and imprison them in tents in the desert. Maybe there was some confusion, and they were... Continue Reading →
Just when you think Jeff Sessions is our hero and is the only stopgap between Democracy and Trump authoritarianism, and that he realizes the Justice Department is not the president's personal goon squad designed to protect him, he does something to remind us that he's still a backward troglodyte racist elf. The Attorney General did... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump once asked Andrew McCabe who he voted for. I really hope he didn't vote for Trump. After Trump fired FBI Director James Comey, he called then interim director McCabe and yelled at him for allowing Comey to return home from California, where he was at the time of the firing, and allowing him... Continue Reading →
If you don't know what song I'm spoofing here, get off my blog. Jeff Sessions went to California, held a press conference and said, "California, we have a problem." The Attorney General and Justice Department are suing the state of California over so-called sanctuary cities. This is a lawsuit with an audience of one, Donald... Continue Reading →
I don't like marijuana. A lot of people in my profession are afraid to admit they ever smoked the stuff in the past, just in case they're going to transport to 1992 and run for president. I don't care who knows it. I smoked it on a fairly frequent basis as a teen despite not... Continue Reading →
It's been a very busy week for bullshit. First, Vladimir Putin told Trump he didn't have anything to do with Russia meddling in our election. As if, Russia had Wikileaks hack into the DNC, made attempts to hack into voting systems, placed ads on Facebook and Twitter, sent Russians to hang out with Trump sycophants,... Continue Reading →
A flaming bag of poo may be the perfect metaphor for the Trump administration. Jeff Sessions wasn't just one of the first elected officials to endorse Donald Trump for president, he was the first United States Senator to back Trump. Sessions looked at Trump and saw narcissism, ignorance, stupidity, sexism, and racism and said, "that's... Continue Reading →
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions' testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee was frustrating. He had more "I can't recalls" than Ronald Reagan when he was answering questions about Iran/Contra. During his confirmation hearing to become Attorney General, Sessions was answering about Trump surrogates meeting with Russians. Sessions said he wasn't aware of any meetings and then volunteered... Continue Reading →
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