Seditiously Getting It On


What the Proud Boys did on Jauary 6, 2020, sounds more like seditious conspiracy than Ed Sheeran's "Thinking Out Loud" sounds like Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On." As well as being a cartoonist with sloppy art skills, I'm also a musician with sloppy guitar skills. I have been drawing cartoons long enough that when... Continue Reading →

Trump’s Secret Service


One thing that's always baffled me is that Donald Trump receives special privileges that have been denied to others. For example, President Bill Clinton was forced to sit down and testify to Special Counsel Ken Starr, who was investigating if the president had received oral sex from a beret-wearing intern. Donald Trump only had to... Continue Reading →

Ketchup and Treason


My readers were quick to send me suggestions yesterday during the January 6 Committee hearings where Cassidy Hutchinson was dropping one bombshell after another. My readers wanted me to focus on Trump's ketchup tantrum when he got mad over his attorney general Bill Barr's public rejection of his election fraud claims. Or, they wanted me... Continue Reading →

Fox News Story Time


The first of the live televised January 6 Committee hearings will air tonight at 8 p.m. You can watch it on CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, NBC, PBS, C-Span, and even Fox Business. Fox News is sticking to its regular line up of Fucknut One at 8 p.m, Fucknut Two at 9 p.m, and Fucknut Three... Continue Reading →

Jan. 6 Primetime


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday.  Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each. Every cartoon on this site is available. You can pay through PayPal. If you don’t like PayPal, you can snail mail it to Clay Jones, P.O. Box 3721, Fredericksburg, VA... Continue Reading →

Perjury Dum-Dum


For Marjorie Taylor Greene to win her case to prove she's qualified for Congress, she has to play dumb. Playing dumb and stupid should be extremely easy for the likes of Marjorie Taylor Greene because she got a head start. The only problem here is that it's difficult to tell when a moron is playing... Continue Reading →

MAGA Gang Bang


There are a lot of places and events I want to stay away from. Papa John's Pizza, another Trump rally, a Nickelback concert, Sturgis, Mar-a-Lago, any country music concert, Indiana, nightclubs, Cats the musical or movie, rodeos, renaissance fairs, Star Trek conventions, monster truck rallies, and now we can add Republican cocaine-fueled orgies to the... Continue Reading →

Mar-a-Lago Confetti Shower


When the House committee investigating the January 6 white nationalist terrorist attack on the Capitol won its legal case to gain access to documents from the Trump administration, it was discovered that a lot of those documents had been taped back together. Presidential historian Lindsay Chervinsky told The Washington Post, "The only way that a... Continue Reading →

Patriotic Cuddle Bear


Ted Cruz is a coward. He can't defend his wife. He can't defend his state. He can't defend his country. A man attacks Ted Cruz's wife. What does Ted Cruz do? He becomes a sycophant for that man. His state is ravaged by a winter freeze leaving millions without power and killing hundreds. Ted flees... Continue Reading →

Kevin’s Slim Pickens


A friend of mine used to hold a July 4th pool party every year...until one attendee got drunk and pooped in the pool. I'm sure it's just a coincidence the pool pooper is a Republican. But nevertheless, no more July 4th pool parties. And pooping in the pool is exactly what House Minority Leader Kevin... Continue Reading →

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