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The anti-vaxxers with the bogus cures are now promoting another bullshit treatment. But in this case, the bullshit is urine. Seriously. Some of these idiots have ingested cleaning products made for fish tanks. Others on the advice of Donald Trump have shot bleach up their asses. Thousand upon thousands have taken medication that's for livestock.... Continue Reading →
Happy Christmas eve, my dear readers. While on tour with Bill O'Reilly (yes, that's an actual thing), Donald Trump said he got a booster shot. He got booed...by his own cult. It was like he admitted he ate a salad. Trump didn't volunteer this information. O'Reilly nudged him to admit it. Now keep in mind,... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. As I wrote a few days ago, the only reason Donald Trump is pushing junk science is to be divisive. The man wants to divide Americans as much as possible. For some reason, he... Continue Reading →
I'm not a doctor, but Donald Trump does not look well. Again, I'm no medical professional, but Donald Trump looks like total crap. Granted, he's never looked all that well, and I have no medical training, but he looks worse than usual. He looks like something scared the hell out of him. He looks like... Continue Reading →
Dr. Rick Bright was hastily removed this week as the director of the Department of Health and Human Services’ Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority, or BARDA, and removed as the deputy assistant secretary for preparedness and response (that's a mouthful). He was leading the agency in charge of developing a vaccine for the coronavirus.... Continue Reading →
If your erection for Donald Trump has lasted over four years, seek medical help. If you follow everything Donald Trump says to the point that you will follow his medical advice, go talk to a real doctor before it's too late. If you're still downplaying the coronavirus and believe it's a Democratic hoax created to... Continue Reading →
If Donald Trump suggests you take a specific pill and it doesn't look like Bamm-Bamm, don't take it. In an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David is visiting someone in a hospital when he stops a doctor to ask about a spot on his back. The doc tells him it's nothing and to just... Continue Reading →
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