When I started this cartoon, it was just a joke and creative license that the next World Cup will be held in Florida, but guess what. In 2026, the next World Cup will take place in Florida, at least part of the tournament anyway. There have been a lot of protests against FIFA holding this... Continue Reading →
Coyote Fugly
Did Ron DeSantis break the law when he transported migrants from Texas to Massachusetts? A coyote is a person who smuggles human beings across the border from Mexico into the United States. They're horrible vile people who ship human beings like cattle, will take all their money, lie to them, and often not deliver as... Continue Reading →
Coyote Ugly
Texas Governor Greg Abbott is busing migrants to New York City and Washington, D.C. These migrants entered the United States through the Texas border with Mexico. Greg Abbott is blaming President Joe Biden for "open borders" despite the fact that until recently, Biden's border policy was the same as Donald Trump's. Abbott has sent over... Continue Reading →
Biden Fist Bump
Presidential candidates often make promises they don't live up to after elections. Take the capital of Israel for example. For decades, U.S. presidential candidates promised to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel and move the U.S. embassy to the holy city from Tel Aviv. But reality would arrive after they were sworn in and... Continue Reading →
Caddy Hacks
Saudi Arabia is attempting to repair its reputation with the world after decades of bloody human rights violations. The future king of the nation, Mohammed bin Salman, is directly responsible for the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, a Saudi national who was a journalist for The Washington Post and under U.S. protection. So, what's the best... Continue Reading →
Brute Of Belarus
Alexander Lukashenko is Europe's last dictator. He's been president of Belarus (in case you're a Republican, that's in Europe) since 1994. Instead of having free elections, his nation has the the kind of strongman system favored by Donald Trump, Republicans, and MAGA terrorists. Belarus is a former Soviet satellite nation, yet maintains Soviet symbolism. Lukashenko... Continue Reading →
Exciting Hater Franchising Opportunities
You don't hear a lot of news out of the nation of Brunei. Your average schmoe probably forgets it exists, if he even knew it in the first place. Brunei is tiny and on the other side of the world. The population is only 430,000 people, which is fewer than the number living in Miami... Continue Reading →
A Summit For Mutts
There are two certainties of the second summit with North Korea. Kim Jong Un will win the Dinner For Schmucks contest and Donald Trump will not bring up human rights abuses to the dictator. North Korea's dictator solidifies his power internationally by developing nuclear weapons, and internally by mass purges and executions. A study by... Continue Reading →
R U Being Served?
Last week during a trip to Texas for a photo-op at a detention center holding migrant children the Trump administration separated from their parents, Melania Trump wore her now infamous "I REALLY DON'T CARE. DO U?" jacket. Melania's spokesperson issued a statement that the First Lady wasn't sending a message despite the fact there was... Continue Reading →
Crate And Peril
Senator Jeff Merkley, a Democrat from Oregon, visited a detention center in Texas last week and described the facility. He said, "What you have is cyclone fencing and fence posts that look like cages. They look like the way you would construct a dog kennel." Jeff Sessions' Justice Department hit back, saying they don't employ the use... Continue Reading →