Republican Face Punch


My first thought when I saw Oklahoma Republican Senator Markwayne Mullins challenging a witness to a physical fight was, "This guy's a United States senator?" Even from Oklahoma, a senator should act like a senator. What's going on with Republicans in Congress anyway? Over on the House side where Republicans are in control, former Speaker... Continue Reading →

Rocks For Gym


Republicans are not serious about government in Congress and the proof of that is they have nominated Jim Gym Jordan to become Speaker of the House. Never mind that he can't get enough votes to become Speaker, but he's the designate at this time. Republicans, here's a free tip: don't nominate the guy who's the... Continue Reading →

Republican-On-Republican


I'm going to be honest with you. I have zero sadness over House Republicans fighting with each other. I have no empathy for Kevin McCarthy in this situation. If McCarthy didn't want to be in this shitstorm with goons then he shouldn't have made deals with goons. Kevin McCarthy made deals with the Freedom Caucus... Continue Reading →

Smoking In The Goons Room


It seems like the point of most Republican initiatives is to be an asshole. But then again, racists are assholes. Republicans believe stuff like dropping immigrants off without advance notice in sanctuary states is hilarious, and "owning the libs." But using human refugees as pawns for a political stunt is a dick move. And if... Continue Reading →

Wanker Investigations


Prince Harry fled to the United States and did the most American thing one can do, publish a tell-all. Harry says that he hopes to repair his relationship with his family in the future, but you don't do that by publishing a tell-all. I'm not taking sides. I care about Harry versus Willy about as... Continue Reading →

Most Punchable Face In Washington


The most shocking thing about a congressman trying to punch Matt Gaetz in his ridiculous-looking face is that it's the first time it's ever happened...as far as we know. And I don't find it surprising that the attempted puncher of the most punchable face in Washington was one of Gaetz's fellow Republicans. Honestly, maybe Gaetz... Continue Reading →

Pachyderm Problems


Republicans have made a lot of promises about how they'll use their House majority. They're going to close the border, go after "unelected" bureaucrats, they're going to cut spending, they're gonna conduct multiple investigations after more investigations, blah, blah, blah. Legislate and govern? They can't even get through the door. Yesterday, two members of the... Continue Reading →

Nancy’s Replacement


Nancy Pelosi stepped down from being the leader of House Democrats citing it's time for younger leadership, and she wasn't kidding. Yesterday, 52-year-old Hakeem Jeffries, a representative whose district includes parts of Brooklyn and Queens, became the party's new leader in the House. And if you think 52 is old, get off my blog. Not... Continue Reading →

Big Fat Nothings


Republicans campaigned for the midterms promising to fight crime, inflation, the recession, open borders, and high gas prices. For all that, they won the House with an itty bitty tiny minuscule majority. Naturally, with a tiny majority, the GOP is on notice and needs to be productive at governing and producing significant legislation in order... Continue Reading →

Extremists in the House


America returned control of the House of Representatives to Republicans in the midterm elections, despite the fact they're Republicans. What I mean by that is, Republicans oppose everything the majority of voters in this nation are in favor of. Most Americans favor democracy and mail-in voting. Most Americans favor ballot drop boxes. Most Americans choose... Continue Reading →

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