Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Black Lives Matter is a bunch of thugs advocating killing cops. Antifa is a terrorist organization equivalent to Nazis and white supremacists. The Women's March on Washington is a bunch of women searching for a cause while wearing vaginas on their heads, which needs to be over in time to cook dinner. The #MeToo movement... Continue Reading →
Remember when Republicans used to be pro-national defense and security? Remember when they stood for family values? Remember when they were against huge deficits? Remember when they supported law enforcement? Here's a new one: Remember when they were pro-business? What? Republicans are no longer supportive of business? Not in Georgia, if the choice is between... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump said the National Rifle Association is full of good people, which puts them in exclusive company because that's the same thing he said about Nazis. Congrats, NRA. If you watched just a few seconds of the speeches by NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre and spokesgoon Dana Loesch, you'll see why they might belong in... Continue Reading →
Last week I talked about how one of the joys of being liberal is that you don't have to make stuff up to justify your beliefs. Your run-of-the-mill Republican will inflate or decrease numbers or leave out pertinent information when making their case. Your average troglodyte conservative will make up the most horrible stuff, like... Continue Reading →
Before some overcompensating gun nut comes in here and comments, I know I didn't draw a Glock. Conservatives and other assorted gun-lovin' dumbos have argued for guns in schools for years. They also argue against gun-free zones. It's their answer to gun control. Let's not change any laws. The answer to too many shootings is... Continue Reading →
I'm too exasperated over this happening again and again to columnize about it today. What else is there to say about it anyway? You know the drill. Brown guy, we gotta change policy with something racist. White guy, thoughts and prayers. The thoughts-and-prayers people are totally thoughtless. Here's the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6m0lVlQ17o&t=123s I want to thank... Continue Reading →
There's something seriously messed up about you if you're inspired to purchase a new gun accessory by a mass murderer. Whatever is wrong with you is no small thing. After it was reported the Las Vegas shooter used bump stocks to modify about a dozen of the weapons used to kill 58 people, the small-penis... Continue Reading →
The lieutenant governor of Nevada said yesterday was a great day for America. It was a great day for us because we all came together. Strangers helped strangers. Blood drives are over capacity. Go-Fund-Me's are raising millions of dollars. The president slowly read through a prepared script and momentarily didn't sound like an insane douche... Continue Reading →
A shooter opened fire on Republican members of Congress as they were practicing in Alexandria, Virginia for a charity baseball game against their Democratic colleagues. Representative Steve Scalise was shot in the hip. According to reports, the gunman is a harsh Trump critic and worked as a volunteer on the Bernie Sanders presidential campaign. Weird!... Continue Reading →
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