Trump Bedbugs


When I heard the United States is going to host the G7 Summit in 2020, the first thing I thought was, "that fucker's gonna try to have it at one of his shitty golf clubs." I'm sure most journalists in the country thought the same thing so I shouldn't receive any huge plaudits for my... Continue Reading →

Medal Of Dishonor


When Bill Clinton was elected president of the United States, Republicans and many veterans were livid that a draft dodger was now the commander-in-chief of the nation's military. Imagine the outrage they would have expressed if Clinton had joked about awarding himself the Medal of Honor. Imagine if Obama, who wasn't of military age during... Continue Reading →

Ugly American Baby


Donald Trump attended the G7 Summit against his will. He didn't want to go, probably because he had spent the week insulting our allies while lobbying for Vladimir Putin. Trump arrived late to the summit and he left early. He agreed to a communiqué (which is a big word for Trump) by the allies but... Continue Reading →

G7 Pardon


Before he stepped on Obama's airplane to head to the G7 summit in Canada, Trump took questions from a few reporters and said that Russian President Vladimir Putin really wanted Hillary Clinton to win the election, and he, Trump, was his worst nightmare. I don't know about you but my nightmares consist of stuff, like... Continue Reading →

How To Lose Friends And Alienate People


Trump went from the protective bosom of autocracies where protests are banned, women are oppressed, and tyrants dance with swords, to liberal democracies where they don't buy bullshit. Trump's Eurotrip included a summit with our NATO allies and the G7 Summit. Trump was antisocial and stood alone in corners while the rest of world leaders... Continue Reading →

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