How much longer before we see a live execution on Fox & Friends? Now that South Carolina is going to start executing people by firing squad, any day now. South Carolina's excuse is that it's harder to get the chemicals for lethal injections and since this is Murica, there will never be a supply problem... Continue Reading →
United Pillow Fight
Donald Trump likes to hire people he thinks look good on television. White House sources said he was hesitant about hiring John Bolton as National Security Adviser because his mustache looks ridiculous. Walruses disagree. Trump watches a lot of TV, specifically Fox & Friends. Morning schedules at the White House list the time block occupied... Continue Reading →
Fox And Flunkies
Trump's lawyers are afraid to let him talk to Special Counsel Robert Mueller. In fact, they actually received a list of questions Mueller wants to ask, and they still don't want him to testify. They're afraid of a perjury trap, but how is it a perjury trap when you have the questions beforehand allowing you... Continue Reading →