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Yesterday on April 1, the Florida Supreme Court ruled that the State Constitution’s privacy protections do not extend to abortion, which paves the way for Florida's fucknut Republicans to ban the procedure after six weeks of pregnancy. And it wasn't an April Fools' joke. The ruling was 6-1. It should be noted that all seven... Continue Reading →
This happened over a week ago and the issue may be dead for now, but I think the goons behind it shouldn't be allowed to slink off into the night without being called out. Republican sycophants know that the way to impress Trump or win his favor is to give him money. Trump is a... Continue Reading →
Moms for Liberty is a hate group. It disguises itself as a grassroots parental rights organization, but it's a hate group that's closely aligned with the Republican Party. The hate club began in Florida in 2021 as a response to mask and vaccine mandates in schools but soon branched out to campaign against school curricula... Continue Reading →
President Biden is visiting Florida today to survey the damage left by Hurricane Idalia. He's probably going to skip the real disaster of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' presidential campaign. But now comes the awkward part for DeSantis. DeSantis should be seen with President Biden, a man he's been verbally attacking and whose job he's trying... Continue Reading →
Fortunately for us, Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy is a longshot for the White House. We're fortunate that he'll never win the presidency because he's not just on the wrong side of the issues and inexperienced, but he's a vile person who's also pretty intelligent. The guy says he'll pardon Donald Trump if he's elected.... Continue Reading →
Ron DeSantis condemned the murder of three Black people by a racist gunman in Jacksonville, saying he "took the coward's way out" and, "The shooting, based on the manifesto that they discovered from the scumbag who did this, was racially motivated. He was targeting people based on their race. That is totally unacceptable." But what... Continue Reading →
White privilege is banning Critical Race Theory where it doesn't exist, banning an Advanced Placement course on African-American Studies, denying systemic racism, claiming Colin Kaepernick's silent protests were attacks on veterans, and installing courses that teach children slavery had benefits for Black people. White privilege is also being able to claim there's no such thing... Continue Reading →
Did Miami Mayor Francis Suarez wait for me to visit his city to announce his candidacy for the presidency of the United States? Probably not, but he did wait for Trump to leave town before he did. Here's a fun fact: No U.S. mayor has ever ascended directly to the presidency and the United States... Continue Reading →
Federal judge for the Southern District of Florida Aileen Cannon has been randomly assigned to oversee the case of the United States of America v. Donald Trump. This is alarming. This isn't alarming just because she's a Trump-appointed judge. It's alarming because she has previously used her position to choose Trump over the law, and... Continue Reading →
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis finally announced his candidacy for the White House yesterday, after his state legislature removed the legal burden preventing current governors of that state from running. And DeSantis' announcement was a total and complete disaster. The "failure to launch" is only part of it. Every presidential candidate makes their announcement from a... Continue Reading →
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