The new normal reasserted itself on Friday when news broke that the president of the United States of America had an affair...with a porn star...named "Stormy"...who was paid off to keep quiet....and hardly anyone batted an eye. The only way this scandal would have stopped the presses is if the Stormy affair was with Mike... Continue Reading →
Stable Genius
When people think of crooked presidents, they think of Richard Nixon (for now). When they think of philandering presidents, they think of Bill Clinton (who replaced JFK). When they think of insane, mentally unstable, looney toons, mentally deranged, crazy, out-of-his-gourd, off-his-rocker, three-fries-short-of-a-happy-meal, and fucking nutzoid presidents, they're going to think of Donald Trump. They won't... Continue Reading →
The Best People
Fire and Fury is the tale of a narcissistic, incompetent, overrated, selfish, self-important human being who thought he was the most privileged and important man in the world before he became the most privileged and important man in the world. It is also a story of how paid sycophants, who shill daily on the virtues... Continue Reading →
Breaking Hater Hearts
I have tried to talk to Trump sycophants so I can understand what makes them tick. Why would they sell their soul and dignity for a stupid person like Donald Trump? But I can't do it anymore. It's not that I want to sit in my little bubble and only hear my readers agree with... Continue Reading →
Fire And Fury
Today sucked. The Washington Post reported that North Korea can now miniaturize a nuclear warhead, our worst people are on the case, and drawing a fallout shelter stuck a tune from the rock band Fallout Boy in my head. This day was truly terrible. After the report was published about the DPRK and their nukes,... Continue Reading →