Donald Trump falsely claimed Tuesday that President Biden was "locked & loaded ready to take me out" during the FBI's court-authorized search of Mar-a-Lago in August 2022. This is extremely bad because most Americans believe there will be violence during this election, or maybe after, like January 6, 2021. Donald Trump welcomes and encourages it.... Continue Reading →
A Lair For Liars
For years, yes...years, Republicans have been accusing President Biden of being corrupt. Goons like James Comer, Jim Gym Jordan, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and Matt Gaetz have NOT been implying it, they've been saying it out loud. In the real world, that could get you sued for defamation but in politics, you use it... Continue Reading →
Making Menendez
Republicans have been investigating President Joe Biden and his son Hunter for corruption, even insisting the president is guilty of taking bribes. They've conducted House investigations and spread rumors on social media and on goon TV networks. Yesterday, they got what they wanted. An indictment of an elected Democrat for taking bribes. But, it's not... Continue Reading →
Classified Arooga
Classified documents have been discovered at the Indiana home of former vice president (sic) Mike Pence. This really hurts some of the stupid defenses of Trump having classified documents and the attacks on Biden. Remember, Donald Trump intentionally took classified documents. He resisted efforts to return all of them. He lied about having them. He... Continue Reading →
DeSanctimonious Politicizations
After Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' 19 percentage point romp over Democrat Charlie Crist in his reelection victory last Tuesday, a debate ensued within the GOP over whether it's time to abandon Trump and start worshipping at the altar of DeSantis, especially since most of Trump's picks of candidates went down in humiliating fashion. The Republican... Continue Reading →
Wossamotta Trump
Donald Trump's demand that a Special Master be appointed to the declassification case is now backfiring in his fat orange stupid face. Trump's legal team waited several weeks after the FBI seized stolen government documents, many of them classified, from Mar-a-Lago, his country club in South Florida ripe for bedbugs and spies from hostile nations.... Continue Reading →
Hardee Times for the MyPillow Guy
Mike Lindell, a former crackhead who now sells shitty pillows and absurd conspiracy theories was served with a subpoena this week and had his cell phone seized by the FBI. How do we know this? Because Mike Lindell told us and displayed a picture of the subpoena on his online TV show, which I just... Continue Reading →
MAGA Masters
This is my concern...or another one of my concerns. If a Trump-appointed judge can install a Special Master to go over every single document the FBI seized from Trump's bedbug-ridden country club (MAGA-Lard-O is it?) to decide what the Justice Department can and can't use as evidence (mostly can't here), then who will she pick?... Continue Reading →
Special Master’s Master
A federal judge intervened yesterday in the case of Donald Trump stealing government documents, many of which are classified, and appointed an independent arbiter, known as a "Special Master," to review the over 11,000 documents to determine which should be deemed attorney/client privilege and executive privilege. On paper, this sounds fair. Golly gee wilikers, this... Continue Reading →
Classified Crocodiles
Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know. You'll probably find alligators and not crocodiles at Mar-a-Lago, but there are some crocs in the most-southern part of Florida and they're moving north. Hopefully, they'll be hungry by the time they make it to Mar-a-Lago. When Donald Trump and his legal team requested a Special Master to be a third... Continue Reading →