There have been a lot of pecker jokes going around with David Pecker, former publisher of the National Enquirer, testifying in the Trump hush-money trial. But I got over all the penis jokes in 2018 when it was first revealed that the National Enquirer was engaging in what they called catch-and-kill journalism. I use the... Continue Reading →
A Hunka-Hunka Delusional
Donald Trump posted to his social media platform a photo of his face spliced with Elvis Presley's and suggested they look alike. Now, we can add Elvis with Abraham Lincoln and Nelson Mandela to historic figures Trump compares himself to while quoting Hitler. He posted, "For so many years, people have been saying that Elvis... Continue Reading →
Hunter’s Myth Hunter
I don't think anyone's happy with Attorney General Merrick Garland appointing a special counsel to investigate Hunter Biden. Republicans, who have spent the past three years howling for a special counsel are upset at the choice being U.S. Attorney David Weiss, even though he's a Trump appointee. Democrats aren't happy because it reeks of bullshit.... Continue Reading →
KKKonspiracy KKKennedy
Robert F. Kennedy Jr is running for president in the Democratic Party primary and as much as Democrats may not like him challenging President Joe Biden, it's his right. What's not his right is to spread dangerous lies, conspiracy theories, and misinformation. The racism and antisemitism on top of that is disgusting. RFK Jr has... Continue Reading →
Hunka Hunka Spy Balloons
The Pentagon says it shot down another flying object yesterday over frozen waters off the coast of Alaska. This time, they say it was smaller than the Chinese spy balloon they shot down over the Atlantic Ocean last Saturday, which they described as being as large as three buses. They say the one over Alaska... Continue Reading →
Classified Crocodiles
Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know. You'll probably find alligators and not crocodiles at Mar-a-Lago, but there are some crocs in the most-southern part of Florida and they're moving north. Hopefully, they'll be hungry by the time they make it to Mar-a-Lago. When Donald Trump and his legal team requested a Special Master to be a third... Continue Reading →
Space Tripping with the King
You don't need a blog today. More importantly, I don't need to write a blog after drawing until 4 p.m. on a Saturday. There are a lot more important things I should probably be covering since I have covered the Alex Jones story already, but this was too much fun. I don't think my entire... Continue Reading →
Trump Cabinet
You can be forgiven if your first response to hearing Donald Trump is meeting with his cabinet at one of his golf clubs is, "What fucking cabinet? Is he insane?" Yes. Donald Trump is insane. What's worse is that people we suspect may not be totally bonkers are enabling his insanity. If you know someone... Continue Reading →
Hunka-Hunka Recount
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I did something really stupid the other day, but it worked out. I sent a few ideas earlier than usual to my CNN editor last Friday. We can work pretty late, so when he called me at... Continue Reading →
Mythical Audits
I have serious doubts that Donald Trump's taxes have been under audit since 2015. First off, he's not whining about it. He hasn't been tweeting and screaming at the IRS for unfairly attacking him. He hasn't accused the IRS of being a part of the "deep state" and going after him from directions by Obama... Continue Reading →