Bloomy’s Slutty Slots


Did I mention in the last blog after the debate that Michael Bloomberg had a lousy night? It wasn't just that Bloomberg got kicked in the teeth by Elizabeth Warren all night long, but that he wasn't prepared at all. For example, at one point, he criticized Bernie Sanders for owning three homes despite being... Continue Reading →

Fat Broads And Horse-Faced Lesbians


I wish men who have a history of calling women "fat broads" and "horse-faced lesbians" wouldn't even bother with running for president because this was a nation that wouldn't consider such a jackal for our highest office. Unfortunately, this is a nation where there are enough voters, with the help of Wikileaks, Vladimir Putin, and... Continue Reading →

Wine Cave


If you had to Google "wine cave" after the last week's Democratic debate, you're not alone. To reach the wine cave Pete Buttigieg and Elizabeth Warren quibbled over, The New York Times wrote that you "must navigate a hillside shrouded in mossy oak trees and walk down a brick-and-limestone hallway lined with wine barrels. And... Continue Reading →

Bernie Rides Again


Bernie's back! Yesterday, the Independent Senator from Vermont announced his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election. Sanders will ride his brand of democratic socialism for a second time through the Democratic primaries. Bernie was the only alternative for Democrats in 2016. This time, the back of the unicorn is a lot more crowded. Before we... Continue Reading →

DIY Racist Political Cartoon


As soon as Elizabeth Warren's name is mentioned, somewhere a political cartoonist starts drawing her with a tom-tom, tomahawk, smoke signal, war paint, etc. I'm surprised I haven't seen one of her campaign HQ being a teepee (there's a free one for ya', boys). Don't believe me? Do a Google image search for "Elizabeth Warren... Continue Reading →

Wahoo To Warren


Elizabeth Warren's PR stunt of releasing the results of a DNA test proving she has "some" Native American in her ancestry isn't going to help anyone. It's not going to help Democrats in the midterm elections. It's not going to help Warren in her 2020 presidential bid or her re-election to the Senate (though it... Continue Reading →

Pocahontas


There's a Trump Patch. What it does it prevent withdrawals for cartoonists when they go more than one day without drawing a Donald Trump cartoon. The side affects are it makes the cartoonists draw cartoons about slow TSA lines, and Goofy as the Veterans Administration. Believe it or not, my last six cartoons did not... Continue Reading →

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