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There's a really stupid argument right now in Campaign 2016 and it's between the two most qualified for the presidency. No, it's not Trump angry at Ted Cruz for telling Iowa voters Ben Carson was withdrawing before they voted. It's not Chris Christie calling Marco Rubio the "Bubble Boy." It's not even Jeb Bush pleading... Continue Reading →
Ever see one of the many scenes in Family Guy where Cleveland is naked in his bathtub, his house destroyed and he and the tub are about to crash to the ground from the second story? As the tub is sliding before eventually falling, Cleveland is saying "no, no, no, no." That's pretty much every human... Continue Reading →
Iowa, you cheap slut. Every presidential candidate goes to the First In The Nation contest and talks about how much they love Iowa and how important the Hawkeye state is to them. After the caucuses they pretty much ignore it and probably confuse it for Idaho...except for Ben Carson who will confuse it for a Baltic... Continue Reading →
It's come down to this. The Republicans' choice for presidential nominee has come down between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz. The rest of the candidates can go home. Choosing between Trump and Cruz is like choosing a method of suicide. Do you want the rope or the bullet to the head? I don't think either... Continue Reading →
Hillary Clinton doesn't always lie about Bernie Sanders' record. Sometimes she has her daughter Chelsea do it. I spent a really long time drawing this cartoon. It's after 4:30 AM here on the East Coast and I don't feel like thinking anymore. So this is all the blogging you're getting with this cartoon. Sorry about... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump, the Oompa Loompa currently leading the Republican pack for their presidential nomination isn't very sophisticated. During the Democrats debate last weekend Hillary returned to her podium late after one commercial break. Trump announced that he knows where she was and what she was doing. Trump is so much more perceptive than the rest... Continue Reading →
I made comments about making a Star Wars analogy this week but I honestly didn't plan to. What do you know, I got one in anyway. There's been a social media trend over the past few weeks to ditch friends on social media who support Trump. I've seen posts stating "if you support Donald Trump... Continue Reading →
I think I ranted enough yesterday on this topic that I can spare you a political rant today. While writing yesterday's column I inserted a part about getting a tan. Then I thought, hey that's my next cartoon. So I took it out and saved it for this. I went to bed and then I... Continue Reading →
I'm exhausted. I'm tired of the militant gun crowd screaming for more guns. I'm tired of Republicans who believe it's OK to sell guns to people they put on the no-fly list. Mostly I'm tired of bigotry and the support it's gaining. Obama issued a rare Oval Office address Sunday night in attempt to beef... Continue Reading →
I love listening to Ben Carson explain foreign policy, or any issue really. It's like listening to a three-year-old child explain trigonometry. It's cute. Word comes out now that Dr. Crazy McSleepy Pants doesn't understand what his foreign policy advisers have been telling him. Duane Clarridge, a former CIA agent (who was involved in Iran-Contra... Continue Reading →
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