Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I hate obituary cartoons. I mean I really hate them. I hate the St. Peter imagery and the Heaven thing. Bleagh! After losing my job in 2012 I thought "I'll start my own syndicate and nobody will make me draw nice cartoons ever again." I'm going to remain irreverent and original. It keeps me poor... Continue Reading →
A few days ago the Green Bay Packers played the San Francisco 49ers in a preseason game. Do you remember the score? Do you even know who won? I bet you know about Niners quarterback Colin Kaepernick refusing to stand for the national anthem. I was never a fan of Kaepernick. I thought he was... Continue Reading →
Several towns in France banned the wearing of burkinis on their beaches. What's a "burkini?" It like a burka you can swim in and it looks kinda like a wet suit. Why would anyone care what others are wearing when it doesn't hurt you? Because people are xenophobic and hateful. The nation has used terrorism... Continue Reading →
Today's cartoon I drew for The Costa Rica Star isn't just fun, it's educational! My work is just like the Electric Company...for adults. Prostitution is legal in Costa Rica. Uber is not. In fact, there have been protests by the Red Taxis, which is the only service that's legal in the nation. Talk about having a... Continue Reading →
Honestly, I am tired of using Kluxers in my cartoons. It's just too easy of a trigger to pull, like Nazi imagery. I don't like to use those comparisons unless the subject really warrants it. But I'm also tired of one of the major party's candidate's racism. Trump warrants it. Donald Trump has referred to Mexican... Continue Reading →
I'm allergic to something but I haven't figured out what it is yet. Every six months or so I break out all over. I don't know if it's from alcohol, laundry detergent, patchouli on a skanky girl? I just don't know but Benadryl always takes care of it, knocks me out and I have a... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump LOOOOVES fake news. He loves conspiracy theories, gossip, rumors, and dirty lies. He peddles them, he tweets them, he finances them, and he bases his entire campaign off them. The liberal website Think Progress has an article describing 12 conspiracy theories Trump has embraced. The site Alternet went even farther and reported on... Continue Reading →
The current arguments against Hillary Clinton must not be good enough reasons for people to vote against her. The GOP is pushing the narrative that she's a liar despite the fact they have a nominee that only tells the truth about 10% of the time. They're still pushing the email server issue and the Clinton... Continue Reading →
President Obama's critics have jumped on his lack of an appearance to the flood zone in Louisiana. They compare his lack of visiting to President George W. Bush's inaction to Hurricane Katrina. They're wrong though in some ways they're right. Bush was heavily criticized partly for not going to Louisiana, but most of that came... Continue Reading →
Yesterday I attended Donald Trump's rally in Fredericksburg, Virginia, my hometown. The Trump campaign announced the event on Thursday and I immediately went online to get a couple of tickets. I also applied for press credentials but for some reason they denied me. They didn't like my "Naked Trump" cartoons? It was OK not receiving... Continue Reading →
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