Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
This is my last cartoon for 2015, or at least the last one dated for 2015. I might as well finish up the year with a sex and Trump cartoon. I don't really understand Trump wanting to talk about Bill Clinton's sex life. Didn't we talk that to death 20 years ago? Even then Clinton's... Continue Reading →
I have four newspaper clients in Texas. I hope I still have four after this cartoon. Texas is a place full of issues. It's a fun place for their political cartoonists. Many Texas conservatives believed in a conspiracy that Obama was going to invade and annex the state, despite it already being a state. They... Continue Reading →
Prosecutors usually prosecute. That's their job. When it comes to prosecuting police, some act more like defense lawyers. Cleveland police shot 12-year-0ld Tamir Rice within two seconds of stopping their cruiser a few feet from him. Rice was playing in a park with a toy gun. A citizen called the police and said he thought... Continue Reading →
One symptom that you might suffer from Affluenza is when mommy and daddy can purchase high-priced lawyers to help you squirm out of consequences of your bratty behavior. Affluenza is when you are so rich, spoiled, and privileged that you can not tell the difference between wrong and right. Apparently you suffered and were neglected... Continue Reading →
I really enjoyed not wearing a jacket in Northern Virginia on Christmas day. It was nice but I know we'll pay for it down the road...or the next generation will. I dedicate this cartoon to all my conservative cartooning colleagues who love to draw anti-Climate Change cartoons every time it snows in Buffalo in January.... Continue Reading →
Note to my conservative friends: There is more than one use for the word "cocked." Back when I was a staff cartoonists I was always required to draw cartoons commemorating Christmas, Thanksgiving, Veterans' Day, Memorial Day and whatever else came up. I hated them. It was like approaching the drawing board with the mission "draw a... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump, the Oompa Loompa currently leading the Republican pack for their presidential nomination isn't very sophisticated. During the Democrats debate last weekend Hillary returned to her podium late after one commercial break. Trump announced that he knows where she was and what she was doing. Trump is so much more perceptive than the rest... Continue Reading →
For the first time in my life, I know which nation is represented by Miss Universe. Uh....I think I do. On Sunday night Steve Harvey crowned Miss Colombia as Miss Universe. Then discovered he read the card incorrectly. He then took the crown, sash and flowers away from Miss Colombia and gave them to Miss... Continue Reading →
It was several months ago when entrepreneur, hedge fund operator, and financial and pharmaceutical executive Martin Shkreli made the news for amping up the prices for Daraprim, an antiparasitic drug, from $13.50 to $750.00, after purchasing the manufacturing license. After being called about for the dastardly and heartless deed by the media, he seemed to thrive... Continue Reading →
I love listening to Ben Carson explain foreign policy, or any issue really. It's like listening to a three-year-old child explain trigonometry. It's cute. Word comes out now that Dr. Crazy McSleepy Pants doesn't understand what his foreign policy advisers have been telling him. Duane Clarridge, a former CIA agent (who was involved in Iran-Contra... Continue Reading →
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