Meet The Millers


In another move to prove he and his sycophantic supporters are vile, disgusting, horrible, and just downright cruel human beings, Donald Trump is threatening to dump immigrants into sanctuary cities. Cities that are considered "sanctuaries" for immigrants in this nation illegally are mostly Democratic. What these cities don't do is extend their resources to the... Continue Reading →

A Trumpian Hole


Fox News' Tucker Carlson argued last night that journalists should be up in arms and defensive of WikiLeaks' Julian Assange because he's "one of them." No. He's not. Don't mistake what Assange did with what journalists do. Journalists will publish leaked information. They will publish from anonymous sources. Journalists publish news. What journalists do NOT... Continue Reading →

Mount Nevermore


Donald Trump is proud of the fact he doesn't know much history and has never read a presidential biography. It wouldn't matter if he had since he prefers to ignore facts and just make shit up. The president of the United States is proud to be ignorant which is even more of a fault when... Continue Reading →

Dirty Jobs


This is a bonus cartoon. That means you're not going to get a real blog but you'll still get a new cartoon Thursday morning. And, if you think this cartoon is disgusting...that's because it is. What do porn theater mop boy and Trump cabinet position have in common? Mike Rowe never did a show on... Continue Reading →

Putin Summary


I'm a cartoonist which means I don't do math well, but I do know two plus two equals four. Here's another equation that's not difficult to decipher: When Donald Trump goes from "release the Mueller Report" to "don't release it," and his toady Attorney General William Barr won't confirm if the White House has seen... Continue Reading →

Nice Girls Finish Last


According to Maggie Haberman of The New York Times, one reason Kirstjen Nielsen hung in so long as the head of the Department of Homeland Security is that "she was aware how awful life would/will be for her on the outside," given her role in defending Donald Trump’s policies. That should be the case for... Continue Reading →

Sell Crazy Someplace Else


In 1939, the SS St. Louis, a German ocean liner carrying around 900 Jews was turned away by the United States because they didn't have the proper paperwork. They were forced to return to Europe where half the passengers were murdered during the Holocaust. You could say that America was arguing it was full. Last... Continue Reading →

Cuckoo For Cheeto Puffs


Here's your weekly cartoon for CNN's weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Trump is messed up in the head, and last week he demonstrated it more than usual. Donald Trump doesn't like the way votes are counted. The reality is, he... Continue Reading →

Mythical Audits


I have serious doubts that Donald Trump's taxes have been under audit since 2015. First off, he's not whining about it. He hasn't been tweeting and screaming at the IRS for unfairly attacking him. He hasn't accused the IRS of being a part of the "deep state" and going after him from directions by Obama... Continue Reading →

Spy-a-Lago


It's not just for the president's safety that his security is of the utmost importance. You may be saying, "But, Clay...what's the point of keeping freaks away from Trump when he chooses to surround himself with freaks and is himself, an Adderall-riddled lunatic?" True, Trump keeps company and appoints a consortium of slimeballs, grifters, fucknuts,... Continue Reading →

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