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Ted Cruz picked up an endorsement on Friday that Donald Trump was coveting. Cruz picked up the endorsement of Indiana governor Mike Pence. They celebrated with a cake bought from a homophobic bakery. I made that last part up. I don't think that happened. Turns out the endorsement was kind of a "meh" endorsement. Pence,... Continue Reading →
Despite rarely using a teleprompter Donald Trump usually sticks to an unvaried script which is full of lies. Mexicans, wall, Lyin' Ted, make America great again, huge, blah, blah, blah. Even with the same routine you never know what Trump's going to pull out next. He was on a roll Monday calling Cruz a "pain... Continue Reading →
"Colluding." That's a word I got very tired of today. GOP presidential candidates John Kasich and Ted Cruz are "colluding" to stop Trump. The deal is this: Kasich won't campaign in Indiana where Republicans are more fundamentalists and insane (I have a little sister and brother there so I know about the insane part) which... Continue Reading →
Honestly, I think Cruz voters might be more radical, extreme, delusional, and in need of psychotherapy than Trump voters, but nobody in New York is going to be seen wearing a Cruz T-shirt. There's an impression that New York Republicans are more fiscally conservative than socially conservative and are not lunatics believing in birtherism and... Continue Reading →
This cartoon has a lot of lettering. If you find some of it too small and hard to read, take your mouse and click on the cartoon. It will open another page with the cartoon, click on it again and it will enlarge the cartoon. I was debating whether I should draw this cartoon because... Continue Reading →
It was a few months ago that Ted Cruz attacked Donald Trump for having "New York values." That went over pretty well in the sticks of Iowa and is the sort of insult that appeals to the rube voter. Now Cruz is in New York. After making his New York Values insult, Cruz said it... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders won their respective primaries in Wisconsin. They each won by healthy margins. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump both responded to their losses. Not sure if John Kasich made a statement but he's not important anymore anyway, so nobody cares. Clinton sent out a statement congratulating Sanders while still touting her lead.... Continue Reading →
Let's start this off with a clear understanding. The people striving to make abortion illegal are not "pro life." Pro life means being for life. You can't say you don't want a fetus terminated but you're for war, endless wars, unprovoked wars, wars for profit, or just for the Hell of it wars. You also... Continue Reading →
I hate to use a cliche but a Republican loyalty pledge isn't worth the paper it's written on. For the love of God, this loyalty pledge was the very first question at the very first Republican debate. Now they're all breaking it? The GOP has been freaking out and in full-rage panic mode for the... Continue Reading →
Listening to Donald Trump speak about foreign policy, domestic policy, any sort of policy, is like listening to a middle school student give an oral book report on a book he never read. "The sea is where the old man retired after he won the red badge of courage for killing the mockingbird. Then he... Continue Reading →
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