After being Donald Trump's ball boy over the past five years, Devin Nunes has resigned from Congress and is mooving to become Trump's ball boy in the private sector (see what I did there with the "moo?"). He probably figures he can do a better job of lying for Donald Trump from his future social... Continue Reading →
Moo Trouble For Devin
Congressman and ranking member of the Intelligence Committee Devin Nunes is suing CNN. If you're on Devin's side, you should hope this lawsuit goes better than his cow lawsuit. Devin Nunes sued a cow. Actually, he sued a fictional cow over a satirical Twitter account named "Devin Nunes' Cow." He's also sued Twitter over an... Continue Reading →
Devin Has A Cow Over Corruption
Devin Nunes, the top-ranking Republican on the Intelligence Committee (which held impeachment hearings over the past two weeks), says reports he met with a former Ukrainian prosecutor a criminal campaign against him by a "totally corrupt" news media. Nunes was chairman of the Intelligence Committee during the first two years of the Trump administration where... Continue Reading →
Devin Has A Cow
In 1983, Hustler Magazine published a parody mimicking a Campari advertising campaign that conducted interviews with celebrities about "their first time," a double-entendre about their first time drinking the alcohol. In the parody, the subject was the famous televangelist Jerry Falwell who misunderstood the "first-time" question and said his first time was with his mother... Continue Reading →
Sticky Fingers
Yesterday, the Justice Department announced that Special Counsel Robert Mueller has indicted 12 Russians for meddling in the 2016 presidential election in an effort to support the candidacy of Donald Trump. The indictments bring the Russia investigation closer to Trump, and unfortunately for him, the only ones standing in the way to obstruct the investigation... Continue Reading →
Collusion With Duckies
The House Intelligence Committee wrapped up its Russia investigation last night saying they found no evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia, and that Russia didn't even favor Trump over Hillary Clinton in the 2016 campaign. Slight correction there: The Republicans on the committee found no collusion. The Democrats on the committee thought... Continue Reading →
The FISA Flap
As Gwen Stefani once sang, "this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!" Republicans forsaking national security, defending a ridiculous man who may have been a spy for Russia, ignoring further attacks by Vladimir Putin, and putting all their eggs into a memo that is a total dud, to support a president who is a liar and a... Continue Reading →
Sign Your Name
One of the big questions being overlooked concerning Representative Devin Nunes running to the White House to wash Donald Trump's balls is: Who let him in? Let's catch up: Nunes is the chairman of the House committee investigating whether the Trump campaign coordinated with the Russians or not (hell yeah they did). Last week he... Continue Reading →
Driving Miss Crazy
One of my conservative Facebook friends, with all due respect, is an idiot. He shared a link to a Politico article which reported House Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes' declaration that members of Donald Trump’s transition team, possibly including Trump himself, were under inadvertent surveillance following November’s presidential election. My "friend" posted that this was "awkward" for... Continue Reading →