Tanks For The Takeover


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Biden Clone


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Flat Earth Core


Some scientists are saying the Earth's core may have stopped spinning, or slowed down, and may even start to go in reverse. In case you're a Republican, reverse means backward. Republicans know backward. I'm going to lay some science down on you (yes, this is cut and paste. I don't know this shit). The Earth... Continue Reading →

From Deep-State to Broke-State


A jury has ordered InfoWars head honcho and MAGA bullshitter Alex Jones to pay nearly $1 billion (that "b" is not a typo, kids) to the families of Sandy Hook for spreading lies that the massacre was staged. One lawyer said this is “probably one of the largest defamation verdicts in U.S. history.” The families... Continue Reading →

Tracking Crazy


Trump troglodytes can't have it both ways, can they? In their minds, yes. The Trump cult already says there was mass election fraud and millions of votes for Donald Trump were switched to Joe Biden...but the votes for other Republicans are valid. Ignore that Trump and down-ballot Republican candidates were on the same ballots. For... Continue Reading →

Deep-State Voter Fraud


What's dumber than believing Donald Trump won the election or that there's a deep-state cabal of Satan-worshipping cannibalistic lizard people running the government? Believing you can trust Donald Trump to work out a fair payment AFTER you perform a service for him. Donald Trump has been sued numerous times by contractors for refusing to pay... Continue Reading →

JackBooted Portlandia


Leave it to the people who scream about the "Deep State" to send in unidentified jack-booted thugs to round up, beat up, and teargas people protesting against the government. The Trump administration has sent unidentified federal officers into Portland supposedly to protect federal property. Apparently, that means going in wearing badges that don't identify any... Continue Reading →

Tinfoil Foiled


The tinfoil hat club got foiled. They got hoisted on their own petard, not that any of them knows what "hoisted" means or what a "petard" is. Since he "won" the election, Trump has been screaming that the Russia investigation was a huge hoax, never should have happened, a coup attempt, illegal, an attempt to... Continue Reading →

Oompa Loompa Deep State


For God's sake, what is it now? Trump is orange. He's been orange for a very long time. There have been multiple articles about his orangeness with various theories offered to explain why his face looks like a baboon's ass. The number of scholars who have offered opinions to explain the phenomenon of his hue... Continue Reading →

Stupidgate


Usually, when a president, or any politician, argues for or defends a position, they use details of the subject. They will use facts while also omitting details that hurt their argument. Sometimes they'll even lie. Every politician lies. What Donald Trump does with lies isn't just different, it's dangerous. Trump does not argue details or... Continue Reading →

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