First Debate


The presidential campaigns of President Joe Biden and Groper/Felon Trump agreed on two debates yesterday and here are the fun details: The debates will be earlier than usual with the first being in Atlanta on June 27 and hosted by CNN. The second debate will be on ABC News on Sept. 10. There will not... Continue Reading →

Trump’s Worst Fears


So why is Trump skipping the first Republican presidential debate? I don't think it's because he's afraid of tough questions. The debate is being hosted by Fox News and even if they did ask a tough question, like how will he serve out his presidency from a Georgia jail cell, he'd just do what he... Continue Reading →

Trumpless Debate


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion Newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday I'm not entirely confident in this cartoon anymore. A colleague messaged me and said, "I read the spotlight as the light of god who took him up," and that was within just a few minutes of it... Continue Reading →

Officer Cracker Jack


Georgia Senator Raphael Warnock and former football great, deadbeat dad, abortion provider, occasional wife beater, serial liar, non-Cherokee, and never-ever-been-a-cop Hershel Walker had a debate last night in Savannah, Georgia. It's likely to be their only debate. Herschel Walker is being lavished with praise for being coherent for most of the night. Most of the... Continue Reading →

Focus Feces


The new normal is a seriously low bar. Every time Donald Trump gives a speech and sticks to the prepared notes written by Stephen Miller, pundits express surprise at how "presidential" he sounded. Never mind the fact he's reading notes prepared by a baby Goebbels at a third-grade reading level. If he doesn't make up... Continue Reading →

Law And Order President


During the Republican Convention, which was just a few weeks ago, they spent every night bringing out every single black person who's ever had a nice thing to say about Donald Trump, like people he's paid, to tell us he's not a racist. Then during the very first debate, Donald Trump told us he's a... Continue Reading →

Debate Drug Test


And I thought it was weird when he only wanted Russian hookers' pee. Ya know, it's really kinda hard for Donald Trump to put the entire Russian hooker pee-pee tape thing to rest when he's asking for Joe Biden's pee. Does Donald Trump want to film Joe peeing? Does he want to take Joe's pee... Continue Reading →

Nasty Women


Her name is Hillary. It's Madame President if you're nasty. That joke's been making the rounds on social media since Donald Trump interrupted Clinton during the third debate with "such a nasty woman." Much has been made and analyzed from Donald Trump's strike at Clinton with his "such a nasty woman" remark. Trump was provoked... Continue Reading →

Bad Hombres, Nasty Woman, Debate Goes Bigly


Choose your Twitter hashtag for the night. You can choose from #BadHombres, #NastyWoman, or #Bigly. These are contributions from Donald Trump during the third and last presidential debate from the 2016 election. What's the biggest takeaway from the last presidential debate for election 2016? Trump having high praise for Vladimir Putin and encouragement toward Bashar al-Assad,... Continue Reading →

Trump Gets A Head


What's scarier than Donald Trump not knowing that presidents do not appoint special prosecutors to punish their political opponents? Donald Trump knowing it. Donald Trump entered Sunday night's debate with a very low bar and he began the evening by crawling under it. Trump held a news conference before the event with several of Bill... Continue Reading →

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