Goodbye, Groper


The only real difference between Dan Snyder destroying the once-proud legacy of the Washington football team and Elon Musk destroying Twitter is that the value of the football team increased. Elon has reduced the value of Twitter to just 33% the price he paid for it. There's relief for Washington football fans now because Dan... Continue Reading →

Sayonara, Snyder


the worst team owner in the NFL is finally selling. Dan Snyder has agreed in principle to sell the Washington Redskins, er...Washington Football Team, I mean, the Washington Commanders to Josh Harris for $6.05 billion. Did you hear Dr. Evil's voice in your head when you read $6.05 billion? Snyder bought the team for $800... Continue Reading →

New Commander Commander


Dan Snyder, the owner of the Washington Commanders, has sent out a vague signal that he may sell his NFL franchise. The announcement stated that Snyder has hired an investment bank to "consider potential transactions." Washington fans do not like the owner of their team, but before they get too giddy over the announcement, they... Continue Reading →

Coupers and Gropers


We have found out which members of Congress asked the White House for a pardon. The list includes Andy Biggs, Mo Brooks, Matt Gaetz, Louie Gohmert, Scott Perry, and Marjorie Taylor Greene. Each were part of the Big Lie that Trump "won" the election and helped try to overturn the election their party lost. Each... Continue Reading →

The Commandos


The owner of the Washington Redskins, I mean the Washington Football Team, I mean The Washington Commanders, Dan Snyder, is a pervert and I believe all the accusations that are coming out about him. There's your blog, kids. I'm tired. I've been traveling since 8:00 AM this morning, east coast time. And when I wasn't... Continue Reading →

Redskins Is Deadskins


Here's a prediction: The Washington Redskins will never play another game in the National Football League. I feel more confident about that than I do about there ever being another season for the National Football League. Dan Snyder, the owner of Washington's football team, and possibly the worst owner in the league, has resisted even... Continue Reading →

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