Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
You take one look at Ted Cruz's face and you think, gee...if there is a god he must have really hated Ted before he was even born. God would not be alone in hating Ted Cruz. Hardly anybody likes the guy, except troglodytes. I have a conservative political cartoonist colleague who loves him. He voted... Continue Reading →
Isn't it kinda amazing that Donald Trump is less of a bigot than Ted Cruz? Seriously, what demographic is Ted Cruz aiming for? Trump said if Caitlyn Jenner, formerly Bruce Jenner, walked into Trump Tower that Jenner could use whichever restroom she chose (I'm going with "she" because that's how she chooses to be identified) and... Continue Reading →
Have you seen those Redd's Apple Ale commercials? Someone doesn't know what to order and he's suddenly struck in the side of the head by an apple, so he orders the beverage. I assume it's red alcohol which has to taste like crap because that's how red soda tastes. I've never seen anyone drink one... Continue Reading →
There's a lot of skin-crawling icky things out there you don't want to touch. Slugs, boogers, backwash, shoulder hair, Kardashians, Ted Cruz. Nobody likes Ted Cruz. People who went to college with Ted didn't like him. Bob Dole, Lindsey Graham, John McCain, John Boehner, Peter King, George W. Bush, any normal sensible person in general,... Continue Reading →
Here are a few roughs from today and the night's debate. These are very rough as I drew them on a tablet. I do wonder which is weirder? Donald Trump talking about Donald Trump's penis or Marco Rubio talking about Donald Trump's penis? I was mostly having fun and experimenting with drawing on a tablet... Continue Reading →
We all know Ted Cruz is sleazy and is running the dirtiest campaign of anyone currently seeking the presidency. That's in addition to his general all around creepiness and unlikeability. On the day of the Iowa caucus he told supporters that Ben Carson had dropped out, and he hadn't. This week his campaign circulated a fake... Continue Reading →
Today's blog should only be read by mature audiences (sorry, Republicans), after 10:00 PM and only after you put the kids to bed. Ted Cruz is hiring porn stars. That's what I expect future robocalls aimed at Republican voters in South Carolina to start claiming. That'll be a hoot. Ted Cruz and Porn are two... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz is upset and very angry. I know that's not breaking news and he's usually upset and angry, but this time it's for an interesting reason and an extremely stupid reason. OK, that's not unique either and I'll try again. Cruz is mad at the "liberal media." Ah screw it. Ted Cruz created a... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz says if he's elected president, he'll carpet bomb ISIS until sand glows in the dark. I know Senator Cruz loves portraits of himself, but does he own carpet? Does he know how it works? He says he'll avoid bombing cities with his carpet bombing as he'll only bomb where ISIS is located. If... Continue Reading →
In many ways, editorial cartooning is an art in disrespect. I like that. There's plenty of people out there begging for it. Pundits today said presidents should never be snarky. Thankfully, they weren't talking about political cartoonists. Obama is overseas right now but the job goes where the president goes and he criticized the right... Continue Reading →
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