Eat Mor Bulshirt


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Texas Poo Step


Texas Governor Greg Abbott, who is working hard to be even worse than Rick Perry, has decided the coronavirus pandemic is over and life can return to normal for Texans, or at least for those who didn't die from the virus or freeze to death from last month's abnormal cold snap. The governor has reopened... Continue Reading →

Moo Deregulations


In case you live in Florida, southern California, or Hawaii, there's a major winter storm whipping across most of the nation. It's even hitting the southern states where snow is less welcome than Yankee agitators and instant grits. And if you live in Texas, I'm so sorry. Texas is unique in a lot of ways,... Continue Reading →

Moo Libel


You would think any half-ass lawyer would know they can't run around saying lies and unprovable things about people and corporations. That's libelous. You can get sued for that. When it comes to Trump lawyers Sidney Powell and Rudy Giuliani, I'd rather have the cow lawyer. Plus, the cow farts probably aren't as bad as... Continue Reading →

Yippe Ki Yay


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I forgot about posting this again, so here goes. States that are still oppressing votes of their black citizens shouldn't start questioning how other states conduct elections. Texas needs to stay in their wheelhouse. If Texas wants... Continue Reading →

Moo Protection


To Donald Trump, we are nothing more than cattle. Even his supporters are just part of a herd seeking herd immunity. Donald Trump doesn't care about the safety and health of this nation's citizens. He forced meatpacking plants to reopen despite the fact they're hotspots for covid-19 and further safety measures haven't been put into... Continue Reading →

Republican Herd


When you can't counter facts and evidence, what do you do? You scream as loud as you can about the process, create a giant scene of faux outrage, and state a massive hissy fit. That's exactly what Matt Gaetz led House Republicans to do yesterday. Though Gaetz didn't stampede a herd of cattle through the... Continue Reading →

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