Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Showing that they can do the Occupy Wall Street crowd one better, a group of right wing militants are now Occupy Bird Sanctuary. A federal bird sanctuary that is. Remember that crazy old rancher who was dickering with the government over his cattle grazing on federal land? Cliven Bundy, inspired a standoff between armed local anti-government... Continue Reading →
Straight from the "are you freaking kidding me department" comes word that Donald Trump is prepared to attack Bill Clinton over his history of philandering. That is if Hillary plays "the woman card." The reason he plans to do this is because it's entirely stupid, so it'll fit in with the rest of his campaign.... Continue Reading →
In the past when Democrats controlled Southern states, Republicans were against party identification. One reason being that if you were a Republican then you didn't want anyone to know. Damn liberal Republicans. People would start looking at you funny. Today a lot of Republicans like the idea of requiring voters to identify with a party.... Continue Reading →
I have four newspaper clients in Texas. I hope I still have four after this cartoon. Texas is a place full of issues. It's a fun place for their political cartoonists. Many Texas conservatives believed in a conspiracy that Obama was going to invade and annex the state, despite it already being a state. They... Continue Reading →
Prosecutors usually prosecute. That's their job. When it comes to prosecuting police, some act more like defense lawyers. Cleveland police shot 12-year-0ld Tamir Rice within two seconds of stopping their cruiser a few feet from him. Rice was playing in a park with a toy gun. A citizen called the police and said he thought... Continue Reading →
One symptom that you might suffer from Affluenza is when mommy and daddy can purchase high-priced lawyers to help you squirm out of consequences of your bratty behavior. Affluenza is when you are so rich, spoiled, and privileged that you can not tell the difference between wrong and right. Apparently you suffered and were neglected... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz is upset and very angry. I know that's not breaking news and he's usually upset and angry, but this time it's for an interesting reason and an extremely stupid reason. OK, that's not unique either and I'll try again. Cruz is mad at the "liberal media." Ah screw it. Ted Cruz created a... Continue Reading →
For the first time in my life, I know which nation is represented by Miss Universe. Uh....I think I do. On Sunday night Steve Harvey crowned Miss Colombia as Miss Universe. Then discovered he read the card incorrectly. He then took the crown, sash and flowers away from Miss Colombia and gave them to Miss... Continue Reading →
It was several months ago when entrepreneur, hedge fund operator, and financial and pharmaceutical executive Martin Shkreli made the news for amping up the prices for Daraprim, an antiparasitic drug, from $13.50 to $750.00, after purchasing the manufacturing license. After being called about for the dastardly and heartless deed by the media, he seemed to thrive... Continue Reading →
A cartoon for The Independent. I wish I was in the land of cotton. Old times there are not forgotten. Look away. Look away. Look away, Dixieland. Do you know who picked cotton? Slaves. Do you know what about the old times that are not forgotten? Slavery. So why anyone wants to identify with one... Continue Reading →
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