Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Donald Trump has the insecurities of a teenage girl whose daddy won't give her attention. Russian president Vladimir Putin is aware of this and played on Trump's ego. Do you know the qualification of a good person in Trump's mind? If that person says something nice about Trump. Yeah, he's a murderer, invades nations, suppresses... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz says if he's elected president, he'll carpet bomb ISIS until sand glows in the dark. I know Senator Cruz loves portraits of himself, but does he own carpet? Does he know how it works? He says he'll avoid bombing cities with his carpet bombing as he'll only bomb where ISIS is located. If... Continue Reading →
I made comments about making a Star Wars analogy this week but I honestly didn't plan to. What do you know, I got one in anyway. There's been a social media trend over the past few weeks to ditch friends on social media who support Trump. I've seen posts stating "if you support Donald Trump... Continue Reading →
Wouldn't it be nice if Republicans could express as much concern for stuff that happens as they do for stuff that doesn't happen? Republicans and conservatives are still upset over a student taking a clock to school. They referred to it as a fake bomb even thought it wasn't ever a "fake bomb." It was... Continue Reading →
Can we restrict people from entering this country if they're annoying and self indulgent? Yes, we should prevent dangerous people from crossing our borders, but I think we should add selfie queens (that includes you dudes too) to the list. We have enough insecure people who were born here who can't resist the urge to... Continue Reading →
The 2006 film Idiocracy is about a future where mankind dumbs down. Society consists of nothing but stupid people. A man from our present is put into a deep sleep and wakes up in this future and he's persecuted for being smart. Does that sound familiar? Not the waking up in the future part, but... Continue Reading →
Republicans and the NRA think it's perfectly fine to sell guns to people on the No-Fly List. Sure, someone may be a suspected terrorist but let's not infringe upon their 2nd Amendment rights. Their defense is that there are flaws with the No-Fly List and people are often put on it by mistake. What's the... Continue Reading →
I grew up in several states. I was born in Texas but Louisiana was home. My mother also dragged me to Georgia, California and Illinois. My first memories are from living in Elgin which is about 50 miles from Chicago. I attended several games at Wrigley and was a Cubs fan before I even knew there... Continue Reading →
The Supreme Court is hearing a case on Affirmative Action concerning the University of Texas. Associate Justice Antonin Scalia made a very unusual comment that made a lot of people gasp. Scalia seemed to imply that some minority students don't do as well at upper-level universities, as if blacks should only attend "slower" colleges. Scalia... Continue Reading →
I think I ranted enough yesterday on this topic that I can spare you a political rant today. While writing yesterday's column I inserted a part about getting a tan. Then I thought, hey that's my next cartoon. So I took it out and saved it for this. I went to bed and then I... Continue Reading →
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