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Yesterday, Jeff Bezos inspired the world. If one phallic-looking human being can put a phallic-looking rocket into space for three minutes, imagine what non-phallic-looking humans can do. And if any aliens were on their way to our planet while that rocket was...entering...space, they probably turned around. Sometimes I feel like I'm a day ahead of... Continue Reading →
Crystal Mason voted in the 2016 presidential election. Unfortunately for her, she was a convict on parole and ineligible to vote. She did not know she was ineligible to vote. Crystal's vote, naturally, was rejected. Since her name was not on the voting rolls at the precinct where she voted, she was given a provisional... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I got this cartoon in to CNN just in time because Shark Week is now over. However, Fat Orange Stupid Shark Week continues along with Sycophantic Cultists Remora Week. Signed prints: The signed prints are just $40.00 each.... Continue Reading →
President Joe Biden started his weekend by calling out social media for allowing false information, lies, conspiracy theories, and right-wing bullshit over the coronavirus and vaccines to persist on their platforms. He said social media is "killing people." The president (the real one, not the orange doofus in south Florida screaming at the sky and... Continue Reading →
After several weeks of use, I'm finally ready to write a review and comparison of Microsoft's Surface Pro to Apple's iPad. Several of my readers have asked for my opinions between the two, so here we go. To be specific, my review is of a Surface Pro 6 (16 GB) and an iPad Pro 12.9... Continue Reading →
This batch was drawn on my iPad in Procreate so there are videos of them for you to look forward to. How exciting is that? I kinda liked this one. I don't think this one worked as well. You have to understand the Republican picks for the January 6 Committee will be poo-flinging monkeys...OK, maybe... Continue Reading →
People, stupid ones...mostly stupid men, always ask why women don't report sexual abuse more often. The reason they don't isn't because they fear they won't be believed. The reason is because they probably won't be believed. Let's take the case of Larry Nassar. Larry Nassar was a doctor for U.S.A. Gymnastics and a professor at... Continue Reading →
General Mark Milley, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was not the only person who believed Donald Trump would make a coup attempt. He's also not the only person who believed Donald Trump and his supporters were acting like Nazis. People always say you shouldn't compare anything to Nazis, but in this case, we're... Continue Reading →
Democrats in the Texas legislature have fled the state. No, not because Texas sucks. I mean, yeah...it does suck but that's not why they left. They left because a quorum is required by Texas law for the legislature to pass anything. First off, what is a quorum? A quorum is a minimum number required for... Continue Reading →
Protests erupted in Cuba Sunday, spurred by the economic crisis left from the pandemic, shortages in basic goods, and clampdowns on civil liberties. Cuban protesters are demanding that President Miguel Diaz-Canel step down. Cubans are demanding to live in a democracy. Meanwhile, Democrats in Texas are also demanding to live in a democracy. Cubans want... Continue Reading →
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