If you're a billionaire with a private jet, then someone tracking your jet and posting it on Twitter is definitely a billionaire problem. Cry me a river. And this is why people are booing you, Elon, you pasty-faced ghostly dough boy. Elon went on stage at Dave Chappelle's performance in San Francisco Sunday night and... Continue Reading →
Criminal Crypto
I'm not going to explain cryptocurrency to you today because I don't really understand it myself. But I do know that it doesn't physically exist and that it's not supported by governments or banks. The difference between crypto and Monopoly money is that Monopoly money physically exists. At the very least, it's worth the paper... Continue Reading →
MTG Attack
Marjorie Taylor Greene admitted she's on the same side as domestic terrorists. Over the weekend at a goose-stepping function of some sort, MTG was a featured guest along with Steve Bannon, who'll be going to jail soon, and she said, "I want to tell you something: If Steve Bannon and I had organized that, we... Continue Reading →
We The BZZZZZZZZTT!…
Republicans are so tone-deaf that they don't see it's a bad idea to have their caucus led by a guy named McCarthy. Back in the 1950s, Wisconsin Republican Senator Joseph McCarthy used the Cold War to paint people he didn't like as communists and focused on people in government, universities, and the film industry. He... Continue Reading →
Trump’s Taliban Trade
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday Donald Trump Jr tweeted, "I wish Joe Biden would spend as much time getting hard-working Americans back to work as he did for a Russian international arms dealer. How many people will die in the coming years... Continue Reading →
The Best Gaslighter
Merriam-Webster has announced that "gaslighting" is its word of the year. After six years of conspiracy theories, online trolling, deep fakes, and just bold outright lying, why did it take so long? 2022 saw a 1740% increase in lookups for "gaslighting." What is "gaslighting?" It's "the act or practice of grossly misleading someone, especially for... Continue Reading →
Which Corruption?
Last week, a Manhattan jury found the Trump Organization guilty on 17 criminal counts stemming from a tax-dodging executive-compensation scheme. The company would pay executives with apartments, cars, tuition, etc, and not pay taxes on the lavish gifts. Former chief financial officer Allen Weisselberg, the scheme’s chief beneficiary, pleaded guilty and agreed to testify against... Continue Reading →
Sinema Howling
Just as Democrats got that one-seat cushion from Raphael Warnock's victory over Herschel Walker Tuesday night, Arizona Democratic senator Kyrsten Sinema has to do this. Warnock's victory was going to give the Democrats a 51-49 majority in the Senate for the next two years. While they could pass tie-breaking votes with the one vote of... Continue Reading →
Back In The Game
Welcome home, Brittney. I'm extremely happy that Brittney Griner is coming home after spending the past eight months in a Russian prison for bringing vape cartridges containing less than a gram of cannabis oil into the fascist country. Vladimir Putin made Brittney Griner, who was in the country to play basketball for a Russian team,... Continue Reading →
Werewolves For Warnock
This morning, millions of people who care about democracy and the progressive direction of this nation woke up saying, "whew!" And millions of Georgians who didn't want to be represented in the United States Senate by a hypocritical lying moron who resides in Texas said the same thing. This morning, Republicans are wondering how they... Continue Reading →