It was a few months ago that Ted Cruz attacked Donald Trump for having "New York values." That went over pretty well in the sticks of Iowa and is the sort of insult that appeals to the rube voter. Now Cruz is in New York. After making his New York Values insult, Cruz said it... Continue Reading →
Losing With Grace
Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders won their respective primaries in Wisconsin. They each won by healthy margins. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump both responded to their losses. Not sure if John Kasich made a statement but he's not important anymore anyway, so nobody cares. Clinton sent out a statement congratulating Sanders while still touting her lead.... Continue Reading →
Grabby 2016
Michelle Fields, a reporter for Breitbart, claimed that Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski grabbed her and left bruises on her arm. This happened after a Trump press conferences in Jupiter, Florida, on the night of a primary. The Trump campaign never admits wrongdoing or apologizes. They claimed it never happened. Lewandowski tweeted, because these people... Continue Reading →
Heidi, Heidi, EW!
I know this cartoon is mean and it's not fair but I don't claim to be fair. You already know I don't draw nice cartoons. Basically, Ted Cruz is gross. He's icky. He's creepy. A little bit slimy. He's definitely not someone you want touching you. It'd be like walking into a spider web where you... Continue Reading →
Hasta La Vista, Marco
Marco Rubio has dropped out of the presidential race and it's a tragedy that makes me very sad. I was just starting to enjoy drawing the religious zealot. The only candidate left promising to rule us all by the hand of God now is Ted Cruz. Did I just get a chill? Rubio lost in... Continue Reading →
Agitators
As Trump has called protesters at his rallies "disruptors," I keep waiting for him to use the word "agitator." That's what white southerners called blacks and people from the north who went down South to fight for civil rights. Trump has spoken about the "good ole days" when those who protested would be taken out... Continue Reading →
Another Tablet Sketch: Carly Loves Ted
I made a comment yesterday about Carly Fiorina endorsing Ted Cruz. It was regarding how Fiorina and Ted have run the two most dishonest presidential campaigns this year....so far. Listen to both their comments regarding Planned Parenthood. Egad the lies! A reader told me she felt a cartoon was coming on the subject. I told... Continue Reading →
Your Mama
Donald Trump's penchant for being vulgar and slinging very uncreative personal insults is one of the reasons many believe he isn't presidential. To take him down Marco Rubio has decided he too does not have to present himself in a presidential manner. After saying he didn't want to attack his fellow Republican candidates Rubio has made... Continue Reading →
Good Bye, Jeb
I spent Saturday knowing Jeb Bush would drop out of the campaign later in the evening and I was still considering taking the night off. I thought about putting a Jeb cartoon off until Sunday (published Monday morning). What happened was I ended up drawing two cartoons. I had an idea I was OK with... Continue Reading →
Republican Fun With Photoshop
We all know Ted Cruz is sleazy and is running the dirtiest campaign of anyone currently seeking the presidency. That's in addition to his general all around creepiness and unlikeability. On the day of the Iowa caucus he told supporters that Ben Carson had dropped out, and he hadn't. This week his campaign circulated a fake... Continue Reading →